求六人英语搞笑短剧,3-5分钟,感激不尽!
英语幽默短剧剧本ThePocketMoney
Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）
N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!
S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示),Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)
First,puttheflouronthetable.
Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)
Nowpress,press……
Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)
Press,press……
Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!
Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……
Nowletmecutitintopieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs英文短剧本
旁白：Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.
白雪：(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)
皇后：I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellmesurely.Now,mirror,mirror,comehere!
魔镜：Yes,I’mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?
皇后：Mirror,mirror,onthewall.Whoisthefairestoftheall?
魔镜：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithink.Butthereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.
皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.
AprilFool'sDay
N:Manyyearsago,onApril1,abodyhadbirth.Hisfathercalledhim"foolman",nobodylikehimexcepthismother.Howtimeflies!
F:Mum,I'meithteenyearsold,soIwillleavethisfamily.
Mum:Allright,butpleaseseemeattimes.Thisisabottleofdrink,apieceofdrybread.Remember:takegoodcareofyourself,bye!
N:Hecametoaforest,andmetanuglyman.
U:Hello!I'mveryhungryandthirsty,couldyougivemesomethingtodrinkandeat,please?
F:Ok,here.
U:Oh,thanksverymuch!Now,Iwillgo.Oh,thisstickisforyou,itwillbringlucktoyou.Goodluck!
N:Thefoolmanreachedarestaurant,thebosshadtwodaughters,theyfoundthestickverybrightly.
D1:Oh,howbeautifulitis!Iwantit,it'sgreat!（上前抓木棒,却被粘在上面）Oh!Dear!Ican'tleaveit!（吃惊地）
D2:Sister,whatareyoudoingthere?Doyouwantthisstickyourself?No,Iwillgetapartofit!Weareparent'sdaughters,Imustgetapartofitlikeyou!（走向木棒）
D1:Don'tcome!Don'tcome!It'sdangerous!
D2:Youcancome,soIcancome,too!（也被粘在木棒上）Oh,mygod!What'swrongwithme?
D1:Whatapity!
N:Foolmandidn'tmindatall,afterthemealhetookthestickleavetherestaurant.Ofcourse,twogirlfollowedhim.Inthefieldtheymetanoldscientist.
S:Oh!Terrible!Youtwogirlsfollowaboy.Howsillyofyou!Iwilltakeyoubackhome,andtaketheboytothepolicestation.（抓stick,也被粘住）Oh!Badluck!Terrible!
N:Afewdayslater,theygottoastrangecountry.Thekinghadadaughter,butsheneversmiledorlaughed.
King:Whocanmakehersmileorlaugh,she'llbehiswife.
F:Letmetry,PerhapsIcan.
N:Thentheywenttoseeher.Shesawfoolmanandhisfriendslaughedandlaughed.
k:Ok,youmakeherlaugh,nowletuslookatyour生辰八字.Whichdayisyourbirthday?
F:April1.转自：
K:Oh!Whatagreatboy!Doyouknowmycountry'sname?Letmetellyou:itcalled"FoolWorld"!Verysuitsyou,right?!
N:Theresultis——Thefollmanlivedhappilywithhiswifeuntiltheydied.Thatiswhywenowhaveaholidaycalled:"AprilFool".
《臭脚的故事》英语话剧剧本
AStoryaboutLoveandStinkyFeet
byDr.SofiaChen陈南妤
超级搞笑,哈哈哈
从前,一个巫婆有一双臭脚,人们都很讨厌.所以,她想找一个人换掉她的双脚.
有一天她来到"香国".她发现,人人都有双香脚.一天王子午睡,巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚.
有一位公主,她总是失眠.虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法,她还不能睡觉.国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿.
最后,他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡,她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚,然后她将睡得很好.
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起.
人物
Ada:Littlegirl
Candy:Queen
Evander:King
Evelyn
Joel:Prince
Rita:Singer/Woman
Yilina:Witch
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Summary
Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeherfeet.
Andonedayshefliedto“FragranceCountry”.Shefoundeveryonetherehadapairoffragrantfeet.Andtheprincehadthemostfragrantpairoffeet.Theprincetookanapandsnoredunderthetree.Atthattime,thewitchexchangedherownstinkyfeetwiththeprince’sfragrantfeet.
Therewasaprincesswhocouldn’tsleepin“BeautyCountry”.Althoughthekingandthequeentriedmanymethods,shestillcouldn’tsleep.Thekingandthequeenwereveryworriedabouttheirdaughter.
Andthen,theydiscoveredaperfectmethodfortheprincesstofallasleep:Whenevertheprincesscouldn’tsleep,sheonlyhadtosmelltheprince’sstinkyfeet,andthenshewouldsleepverywell.Intheend,theprinceandtheprincesslivedhappilytogether.
SCENEI
(Oneafternoon,agirl,Ada,isreadingabook)
Ada:Oh~whataninterestingstory!Onceuponatime…Awitchhadapairofstinkyfeet.Theysmeltworsethanstinkytofu.Theywereverydisgusting.So,shewantedtofindapersontochangeherfeet.
Ada:Andonedayshefliedto“Fragrancecountry”.Shefoundeveryonetherehadapairoffragrantfeet.Andtheprincehadthemostfragrantpairoffeet.Theprincetookanapandsnoredunderthetree.
Witch:（screamingandlaughinganddancing）I’mthemostperfectwitchwhohasbothbeautyandintelligence.Moreandmorepeoplefallformy…my…feet!Ohno,myfeet!I’msuchacharmingwitch,butwhydomyfeetstinksomuch?Everyonefaintswhentheysmellmyfeet.Thesmellofmyfeetcankillmice.Oh,Idon’twanttolive.Iwanttoflyaway!
（FlyingtotheFragrancecountry）
Witch:(Crying)Ihatemyfeet!Ihatemyfeet!(inalowvoice)Ha-ha,what’sthesmell?Itsmellssosweet.(Searching)Oh.Whatahandsomeboy.(Comecloserandtakeadeepbreath)Oh,oh,oh,whydohisfeethavesuchasweetsmell?It’sjustnotfair!(Angrily)Notfair!Look,he’ssleepingandsnoring.Letmeexchangemyfeetwithhis!(Doingmagicandlaughingloudly)Oh,myfeet.Yousmellsosweet!NowI’mreallythemostcharmingwitch.(Flyaway)
Prince:(Asleepanddreaming)Oh!Whatabeautifulgirlyouare!Youaremyonlyone–mydearprincess.
Prince:(Wakeup!)Oh~what’swrong?Whatabadsmell!Theroomsmellsofstinkytofu.Isitmytable?Myhand?Mychair?Myhead?Ormywindow?Ohno!It’smyfeet.Ihaveapairofstinkyfeet.Howdidithappen?(Holdontohishead.)(Runaway)Ican’tbelieveit!
SCENEII
(Theprinceiswalkingandseessomecrowsontheway.)
Prince:Oh~therearemanycrows.
CrowA:Pleasegoaway…
CrowB:Quickly!It’sfullofbadsmellhere.
Crows:Wearegoingtodie,becauseyourfeetaretoodisgusting.
Prince:Oh!Iamsosorry…Myfeetcauseyoumuchtrouble…Sorry~!
(Princecontinuestowalk.Heseessomeflowers.)
Prince:Hum~Iliketheperfumeofflowers.
FlowerA:Oh!Ican’tlivewithoutfreshair.
FlowerB:Keepyourfeetfarawayfromus,please.
Flowers:Yourfeetaretoodisgusting.
Prince:Whydoeseveryonedislikeme?IamsosadandIamsorryformakingyoufeelbad.
(Princecontinuestowalk.)
Prince:WhatcanIdo?Iwantmysweet-smellingfeetback.
(Manystrangersarebuyingfromvendorsontheroad.)
StrangerA:Didyoustepinsomething?Checkyourshoes.
StrangerB:Oh!Don’ttalknonsense.
StrangerC:Iknowwherethatbadsmellcomesfrom.It’shim.
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Prince:Ican’tbelieveit!Mydisgustingfeethavemagicpower!
Queen:Oh!Don’tsaythat!Theyarenotdisgustingatall.Congratulations!Youaregoingtomarrymydeardaughter.
King:Yes!Thisisahappyending.
Ada:Whenevertheprincesscouldn’tsleep,allshehadtodowastosmelltheprince’sstinkyfeet.Andthen,shewouldsleepverywell.Intheend,theprinceandtheprincesslivedhappilytogether.
4人 六分钟 英语幽默短剧(带中文翻译)
（Oneday,theclassisover,studentAandBwalktogether.）
A:LabourDayiscoming,weshouldrelaxalittleonvacation,whatareyougoingtodo.
B:Ihavenoideano.Howaboutyou?
A:IintendtogototheBaotuSpring,It’ssaidthatitisagoodinterestofplace.
B:En,yes,itisthefirstspringoftheworld.
A:Whynotgowithme?Ibelieveyouwillbesatisfiedwithit.
B:Aboutitletmethink.
(StudentAandBcomeacossC.)
C:Hi!Whatdoyoudiscuss?
A:Hi!WearetalkingabouttheplanoftheLaborDay.
C:Wheredoyouplantogo?
A:BaotoSpring.Visittogether?
C:Oh!No!IhavebeenthereintheTombSweepingDay.
B:Really?Howaboutthesightofit?
C:Verygreat!Therearesomanybirdsandtrees.WhenIgothereIwasattractedbythebeautyofthescenerydeeply.
B:Really?
C:Yes.Thesurroundingsissogood,beyonddescription.Therearesomephotoesinmymoblephone,havealook.
B:Howgreat!IsthisbaotuSpring?
C:Oh,no!ItisbaizhengSpring.Infact,therearemanyothersprings,suchasmapaoSpring,DukangSpringwhosefuntain(泉水)issoclearandsweet.
A:Itsoundsgreat!Aretheresomefishesinthesesprings?YouknowIlikefishverymuch.
C:Oh.Therearemanykindsoffisheswithdifferentcolors,red,black,evencolorful.Iamsureyouwillbelostinthebeautifulscenery.
B:En,itisagreatmealtoeyes.Mydesiretovisittherebecomestrongerandstronger.
C:ItisonlyapartoftheBaotuSpring.
A:Itissaidthattherearemanyhistoricalrelics,suchasmemoricalHallofLiQingzhao.
C:Oh,yes!Exceptit,JinanMassacre(惨案)MemoricalHallisalsoworthvisiting.TheMassacreisourstigma(耻辱),whichhappenedonMayThird.
A:ItisofgreatsignificancetopayavisitonLaborDay.
B:Wonderful!Idecidetovisitthere.
A:Ok！
C:Mayyouhaveagoodtime!
A:Thankyou!Whataboutyou?
C:En,IwanttoclimbMountTai.
A:MountTai?Unattainablefeeling!
B:Itissofamousforitsmajesty(雄伟).
A:Whenyougothere?ImeanwhenyouclimbtheMountTai,Evening?
C:Ofcourse.Iintendtowatchthesunrise.Theviewfromthetopofthehillwassuperb(美丽极了).
B:Agoodpursuit!IhearthatthetopoftheMountTaiisverycold,you’dbetterwearenoughclothes.
A:en,healthandstrengthisaboveallgold.
C:Oh,yes!Thanksforyouradvice.NowIhavetosearchsomeinformationabouthowtogettoMountTai.Seeyoulater!
A:Takecareofyourself!
B:Seeyou!
D:Hi,whatareyoudoing?IsitStudentC?
B:Oh,heisbusypreparingtogoonholiday.
D:Holiday?
A:En,yes,LaborDay,weintendtogotoBaotuSpring.What’syourplan?
D:Oh,Idon’thaveanidea.NowI’mnotsureifIhaveafreetime.
B:Why?Whathappened?
D:youknow,IhaveappliedfortheNationalSportsVolunteer,thetrainmaybestartedrecently.
B:Thatisapity!
D:Yeah,I’vealwayswantedtoclimbMountTai.AsaShandongperson,itisverypitynottoclimbMountTai.
A:Nevermind.It’salsomeaningfultotrainasavolunteer.
D:Ofcourse,ontheotherhand,mydreamcanalsocometrueonSummerDay,inaword;IbelieveIcanreachthetopofMountTaisomeday.
B:Mayyoumakeit!
A:Wherethereisawillthere’saway.
D:Thanks,haveawonderfultime,seeyoulater.
A:Seeyou!
（一天，下课了，学生A和B走在一起。）
A：劳动节快到了，我们假期应该放松一下，你打算怎么办。
B：不知道。你呢？
A：我打算去趵突泉，据说那是个很有意思的地方。
B：是的，这是世界上第一个春天。
A：为什么不和我一起去呢？我相信你会满意的。
B：让我想想。
（学生C走过A和B。）
C：嗨！你在讨论什么？
A：嗨！我们正在讨论劳动节的计划。
C：你打算去哪里？
A：宝图春天，一起去吗？
C：哦！不！清明节我去过那里。
A：真的吗？看到它怎么样？
C：太好了！那里有许多鸟和树，当我去那里时，我被美丽的景色深深地吸引住了。
B：真的吗？
C：是的，环境太好了，无法形容。我的手机里有一些照片，你看看。
B：太好了！这是趵突泉吗？
C：哦，不！它是百正泉，其实还有很多其他的泉，比如麻婆泉、都康泉，它们的作用是(泉水)是那么的清澈甜美。
A：听起来太好了！这些泉水里有鱼吗？你知道我很喜欢鱼。
C：哦，有很多种不同颜色的鱼，红的，黑的，甚至五颜六色的。我相信你会在美丽的景色中迷失。
B：嗯，这是一顿美餐，我想去那里的愿望越来越强烈了。
C：这只是趵突泉的一部分。
A：据说有很多历史遗迹，比如李清照纪念堂。
C：哦，是的！除了济南大屠杀(惨案)纪念馆也值得一游。大屠杀是我们的耻辱(耻辱),发生在五月三日。
A：劳动节来参观，意义重大。
B：太好了！我决定去参观那里。
A：好的
C：祝你玩得愉快！
A：谢谢！你呢？
C：嗯，我想爬泰山。
A：泰山？高不可攀的感觉！
B：它以它的威严而闻名(雄伟).
A：你什么时候去？我是说你爬泰山的时候，晚上？
C：当然。我打算去看日出。从山顶上看的景色好极了(美丽极了).
B：很好的追求！听说泰山山顶很冷，你最好穿上足够的衣服。
A：嗯，健康和力量是最重要的。
C：哦，是的！谢谢你的建议。现在我要查一些去泰山的信息。再见！
A:保重！
B：再见！
D：嗨，你在干什么？是学生C吗？
B：哦，他正忙着准备去度假。
D：假期？
A：是的，劳动节，我们打算去趵突泉。你的计划是什么？
D：哦，我不知道。现在我不确定我是否有空。
B：为什么？怎么搞的？
D：你知道，我已经申请了国家体育志愿者，火车可能最近才开始。
B：太遗憾了！
D：是的，我一直想爬泰山。作为一个山东人，不登泰山是很可惜的。
A：没关系。作为一名志愿者进行培训也是有意义的。
D：当然，另一方面，我的梦想也可以在夏天实现，一句话；我相信有一天我能登上泰山的顶峰。
B：祝你成功！
A：有志者事竟成。
D：谢谢，玩得开心，回头见。
A：再见！
英语话剧的注意事项
1、首先，组员要熟悉理解剧本，能够充分理解剧本的内容，然后进行表情和细节性的标注，这样会有助于现场的拍摄，同样进行一幕一幕的划分，这样不会使组员太过紧张忘词。
2、其次就是准备道具，一定要全，老师会很在意我们在细节方面的用心程度，倘若我们精心地准备了道具的话，会给老师留下一个不错的印象，很容易得高分。
3、然后就是角色的分配，一定要合理，要根据人们在现实生活中的性格进行分配，这样有助于增加话剧的真实性，从而更生动，同时也要考虑到不同组员的英语水，要考虑周全。
4、然后最最最重要的便是背台词，一定要理解，切记，当我们感觉一句话念不通的时候，可以用简单句进行改写，便于背诵也便于理解，不一定一字不差的照着剧本背，这样也违背了我们学英语的初衷。
5、然后便是拍摄，注意的是情感的投入尤其是表情，还有就是拍摄的角度一定要合理，符合当时情景。进行一幕一幕地拍摄，中途有适当的休息。然后就是尽量多个角度进行切镜头，这样效果会好很多。
英语话剧剧本(短篇)
英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》
演员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.
F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.
旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,Becausetheyareverystrictwithhim..
正剧：(P,K出场)
P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican’twaitanothersecond.
K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)
P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)搞笑小品
Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对K吼)
K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’msureyourdemandwillbesatisfied.(作充满自信状)
P：Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!
K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)
P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon’tkeepyourpromise.(作气愤欲泣状)
K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleasebequite,I’mafraidyourparentswoundnotlikeusdoingthese.
P:Don’ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanadultmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)
K：OK.(作舒心，安慰状)
P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)
K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromise,youngadultman.
P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)
K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)
P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let’shelpthesepeopleindangeroussituation,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)
K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作惊异状)
P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)
K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作无奈状)
P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意气风发状)
(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本
P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)
P:(作阳痿状)Mummy,it’snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)
K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M:Really.Idon’tbelievethelitterpiratecanmassage,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’tyou?
F:No,Ihaven’t,butIdecidetoenjoyhismassageanotherday,Doyouthinkso,dear?
M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.
(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)
P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?
K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)
M:No,it’ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?
P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)
P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)
M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作气愤状)
P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)
M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)
P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)
M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!
K:Iknowthat,butImeattolethimwatchTomandJerryandhelikeitverymuch.Yes?Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博学状)
M:Dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)
小品：“不差钱”
(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)
GottheMoneyAnyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)
(Thisshortplayissetinarestaurantnamed"ScottishTaste/Feel."UncleZhao,inhiscustomaryChinesetunicsuit,enters,carryingastringofgarliconhisbackandapheasantinhand,withhisgranddaughterYadarintow.)
UncleZhaoHereweare.赵本山：到了。
YadarHereweare.毛毛：到了。
UncleZhaoIt'sthemostexpensiverestrantinTieling:苏格兰调情~~~
赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáoqíng)。YadarYougotitwrong–苏格兰情调!!
毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíngdiào)。
UncleZhao情调(qíngdiào)Allright,.We'regonnahaveourmealhereanyway.赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。
YadarButit'sveryexpensive.毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。UncleZhaoSowhat?We'vegotthemoney,30,000yuan.Where'sthebag?赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?
YadarWhatbag?毛毛：我没拿包啊。
UncleZhaoTheyellowonewiththemoneyinit.
赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
YadarOhno,Ileftitonthebrickbed.毛毛：完了，让我落炕上了。
UncleZhaooh,whatcanIdo?Idoallthisjustforyou,howcouldyouforgetit!Anymoneyleftonyou?
赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?
YadarLetmesee...(Fumbling)only70-plusyuan.
毛毛：兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。
UncleZhaoHere's400more.
赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。
YadarStillnotenough.毛毛：这也不能够啊。
UncleZhaoIt’sok.Waiter!
赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!
