急求英语笑话短语~!
11FineforParking
Tellmeagain,"askedthejudge,"whyyouparkedthere?"Thedriverroseandansweredrespectfully(尊敬地),"Because,YourHonor,itsaid'FineforParking'"(note:"fine"hastwomeanings1)good2)paysomemoneyfordoingsomethingwrong.
2.Self-help
Iwentintoabookstoretheotherdayandaskedthewomanbehindthecounterwheretheself-helpsectionwas.Shesaid,"IfItoldyou,thatwoulddefeatthewholepurpose."(note:"self-help"hastwomeanings1)youtakewithoutpaying2)youcanchooseasyoulike)
3.ICouldn'tDigestSoManyApples
Doctorgravely(严肃地):"Ifyouwanttoenjoyalonglife,eachtimeyoufeellikeadrink.Eatanappleinstead."Patient:"Sorry,Icouldn'tdigest(消化）somanyapples."
4.IsThisaQuestion
Acollegestudentinaphilosophyclasswastakinghisfirstexamination.Onthepapertherewasasinglelinewhichsimplysaid:"Isthisaquestion?"Astudentwrote:"Ifthatisaquestion,thenthisisananswer."Thestudentsreceivedan"A"ontheexam.
5.ADollarPerPoint
Aprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.Oncethetestwasover,thestudentsallhandedthetestsbackin.Theprofessornoticedthatoneofthestudentshadattacheda$100billtohistestwithanotesaying,"Adollarperpoint."Thenextclasstheprofessorhandedthetestsbackout.Thisstudentgotbackhistestand$64change.
TimeIsmoney
Asthetaxicametoascreechinghaltatatrafficlight,Iaskedthedriver,"Doyouagreethat'Timeismoney'?""Well,it'saverycommonsaying.Whowillcaresomuchaboutthat?"thedriveranswered."Look,thedigitsinthemeterarestillrunningwhenthecarhasstopped,"Ipointedatthemeter."Oh.yes.You'vegotapointhere,Inthiscase,timeismoneyforbothofus,"addedthedriver.
TheKoreanWarIsOver
Myhusband'sbrother-in-law,Joseph,anAmericanrealestateagent,cametoChinaforashortvisittoourcity.Toshowhospitalityatthewelcomingdinnerparty,Mr.Sun,thehost,entertainedJosephwithChinesewine,saying,"Accordingtoourcustom,abrother-in-lawcomingtohiswife'snativecountryforthefirsttimemustdrinkthreecupsofwine."Josephdeclinedtheofferbysaying,"Thankyou,butIcan'tdrinkevenonedrop.""Thenourdinnerwon'tbeoverwithoutyourdrinkingatleastonecup,"insistedMr.Sun.Tothis,Josephresponded,"TheKoreanWarisover,Don'tattacktheAmericansanymore."
menandbeer
Whatdomenandbeerhaveincommon?They'rebothemptyfromtheneckup
That'sonce
Afarmerandhisbrandnewbridewereridinghomefromthechapelinawagonpulledbyateamofhorses,whentheolderhorsestumbled.Thefarmersaid,"That'sonce!"
Alittlefurtheralong,thepooroldhorsestumbledagain.Thefarmersaid,"That'stwice!"
Afteralittle,whilethepooroldhorsestumbledagain.
Thefarmerdidn'tsayanything,butreachedundertheseat,pulledoutashotgunandshotthehorse.
Hisbrandnewbrideraisedallkindofheckwithhim,tellinghim,"Thatwasanawfulthingtodo."
Thefarmersaid,"That'sonce!"
Buymea$200bicycleformybirthday
OnedaylittleJohnnywenttohisfather,andaskedhimifhecouldbuyhima$200bicycleforhisbirthday.
Johnny'sfathersaid,"Johnny,wehavea$80,000mortgageonthehouse,andyouwantmetobuyyouabicycle?WaituntilChristmas."
Christmascamearound,andJohnnyaskedagain.Thefathersaid,"Well,themortgageisstillextremelyhigh,sorryaboutthat.Askmeagainsomeothertime."
Well,abouttwodayslater,theboywasseenwalkingoutofthehousewithallhisbelongingsinasuitcase.Thefatherfeltsorryforhim,andaskedhimwhyhewasleaving.
Theboysaid,"YesterdayIwaswalkingpastyourroom,andIheardyousaythatyouwerepullingout,andmommysaidthatyoushouldwaitbecauseshewascomingtoo.
"AndI'llbeDAMNEDifIgeDoyoualwayswearacondomwhenyourun?
Marywashavinganaffairduringthedaywhileherhusbandwasatwork.Oneday,shewasinbedwithherboyfriendRalph,whensheheardherhusband'scarpullinthedriveway.SheyelledatRalph,"Hurry!grabyourclothesandjumpoutthewindow,myhusbandishomeearly!"
Ralphlookedoutthewindowandsaid,"Ican'tjumpoutthewindow!It'sraininglikehelloutthere."
Marycried,"Ifmyhusbandcatchesusinhere,hewillkillbothofus!"
So,Ralphgrabbedhisclothesandjumpedoutthewindow.Whenhelandedoutsidehefoundhimselfinthemiddleofamarathonrace,sohestartedrunningalongsidetheothers,onlyhewasstillinthenude,carryinghisclothesonhisarm.
Oneoftherunnersaskedhim,"Doyoualwaysruninthenude?"
Ralphanswered,whilegaspingforair,"Ohyes,itfeelssofreehavingtheairblowoveryourskinwhileyouarerunning."
Thenanotherrunnerasked,"Doyoualwaysruncarryingyourclothesonyourarm?"
Ralphansweredbreathlessly,"Ohyes,thatwayIcangetdressedattheendoftherunandgetinmycartogohome."
Thenanotherrunnerasked,"Doyoualwayswearacondomwhenyourun?"
Ralphanswered,"Onlyifit'sraining."
tstuckwithan$80,000mortgage!"
讲笑话用英语怎么说
讲笑话用英语说是telljokes。
英[teldʒəʊks]，美[teldʒoʊks]。
双语例句
1、他的朋友们说他以前总是张口就能讲笑话。
Hisfriendssayhewasalwaysquicktotellajoke.
2、他会模仿各种不同的口音，他会讲笑话–他可以做个单口喜剧演员。
Hedoesallkindsofaccents,hecandojokes–hecouldbeastand-upcomic.
3、我的语文老师喜欢在课堂上讲笑话。
MyChineseteacherlovestotelljokesinclass.
4、当你情绪低落的时候，看一部有趣的电影或者和朋友讲笑话都会让你振作起来。
Seeingafunnyfilmortellingjokeswithfriendswilloftencheeryouupwhenyouarelow.
讲笑话英语怎么说
问题一：讲笑话用英文怎么说joke
jokes
telljok储s
tellingjokes
Totelljokes
看你怎么用了
问题二：讲笑话用英文怎么说playajoke
问题三：‘他喜欢讲笑话的英语怎么说’Helikesjoking.
Helikestellingjokes.
问题四：“讲笑话”用英语怎么说？1.telljokes讲笑话
2.makeajoke只自己编造笑话
3.jest搞笑（含贬义）
问题五：喜欢讲笑话英语怎么说?likestotelljokes
问题六：关于说笑话用英语怎么讲说笑话
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说笑话joke;crack;breakajest
爱说笑话者joke***ith
可以说笑话canbejoking
问题七：今天我给大家讲一个小笑话用英语怎么说TodayI&#鸡9;lltellalittlejoketoyou.
TodayI'lltellyoualittlejoke.
