英语小品剧本(6~7人)急求
3人英文短话剧剧本
我为英语疯狂提供英语速成方法3人短剧,简单有趣,每人不超过10句话,并且都是很简单的话,经理只有一句词,但是还比较有水平。由一个笑话改编。
最后结果出人意料,其实是服务生误解了顾客。
C,the
customer.
W,the
waiter.
M,the
manager.
In
the
restaurant.
W:What
can
I
do
for
you,sir?
C:Beijing
Roast
Duck,Tomato
and
Egg
Soup.That’s
all.
W:A
moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank
you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How
can
I
have
the
soup?
W:I’m
sorry.Sir.I’ll
change
it
for
you.
W:Here
your
soup.Sir.
C:Thank
you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir.
C:How
can
I
have
the
soup?
W:Er.I’m
terribly
sorry.I
change
it
in
a
second.
C:Sir.I’m
sorry
for
the
soup.Now
is
the
soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call
your
manager,please.
M:I’m
sorry,sir,but
what’s
wrong
with
the
soup?
C:How
can
I
have
the
soup
without
a
SPOON?
求一个英语小品(七人演的)
7人的英语小品剧本,短篇.可任选其一。
pocketmoney
Characters:Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggie(M),Alice(A),
Candy(C),Policeman(P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景
Scene1(AtSalesman’shome)
N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.He
alwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.He
hasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……
Heiscoming!
S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamous
candysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesarevery
popular,(展示),Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscome
here.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)
First,puttheflouronthetable.
Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)
Nowpress,press……
Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)
Press,press……
Oh,mygod!(鼻涕)Nevermind!Justdoit!
Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……
Nowletmecutitintopieces!
One,two,three,four,five……(用脏菜刀)
Wow,everythingisready!
糖果钻出来(跳舞),跳完后,非常难过地说:Oh,I’msodirtyandugly!WhatcanIdo?The
studentswilleatme!Andtheywillbeill!Wuwuwu…
S:Mmmm…Itlooksdirty,letmegiveyouanicecoat!(给它穿上)Wow!Now
it’ssobeautiful!Haha……
C:Oh,no!Don’tsellme!I’mdirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2(Attheschoolgate)
N:Thenextday,whentheclassisover,allthestudentscome
outhappilyandthesalesmangoestotheschoolgateasusual.
(Maggie和Alice欢快地跑出校门,看到小贩)
(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝):Candies!Candies!Sweetcandies!……
M:Oh,Alice!Look!Candies!
A:Yeah!Ithinktheyareyummy!
M:Let’saskhim.
A:OK!
C:Don’tbuyme!(非常焦急)
M&A:Why?
C:I’mdirty!
M:No,youlooknice!
C:WhatcanIdo?(面向观众)Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S:Candies!Candies!(引诱两个女孩)
M&A:Howmucharethey?
S:Doyouhavemoney?(轻蔑)
M&A:Money?(对视)
M:Oh,I’venomoney!(失落之极)
A:Metoo.
S:Nomoney?Sosorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)
M:Whatcanwedonow?
A:Let’saskdadformoney.
M:Buthowtoask?
A:How?…Oh,Iknow,let’smakehimhappy,andhewillgiveus
money.(自信)
M:Goodidea!(全部下场)
英语4人小品剧本(带旁白) 越短越好
4人英语话剧剧本It'sasmallWorldCast
Kobe:K;playpresenter
Allen:Ab(boy)
Johnson:J
BZ:B
Arthur:Ag(Girl)
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SceneI
K:Therewasalovelyvillageinthecountryside.Allen,Johnson,Bz,andArthuraregoodfriends.Here,theyarecreatingthemostbeautifulmemories.
B:Hey!Look!Ashootingstar!
Ag:Where?
B:Here!(Takeoutabigspecialring!)
Ag:So,whatisthisfor?
B:Willyoumarryme?
Ab:Sure,honey!
(AgtakesoutahammerandhitsAb.)
Ab:Ouch!OK!I'llbequiet.
J:Hey,guys!Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Ab:Theyaretalkingabouttheirfuture.(PointatAgandB.)
J:Theirfuture?
Ag:No!Ourfutures.I'mgonnabeaworldwidefamouswriter.
Ab:I'mgonnabethegreatestsinger.AndI'mworriedthattherewillbetoomanygirlshangingaroundandcrazyforme!
(J,B,Agpretendtobedisgusted.)
J:AsfarasIamconcerned,becomingthemostsuccessfulbusinessmanismylifegoal.
Ag:Whataboutyou,BZ?
Ab:Tomarryher,right?(Abhitsbgently.)
Ag:Comeon!Beserious.Lethimtellus.
B:Iwanttostayhereandbeafarmer.
Ag:Allright!We'reonlytennow.Whoknowswhatwillactuallyhappeninthenexttenortwentyyears?
J:Whateverourdreamsare,nomatterwhereweare,twentyyearsfromnow,we'llallcomeherehavingareunion.
Ab:Anddon'tforget,weare…
K:Waitforme!...
All:Friendsforever!
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SceneII转自:http://www.coffbar.com
K:Twentyyearslater,atJohnsonRich'scompany.
(Phonerings.)
SecretaryA:Hello!ThisisRichtelephonecompany.MayIhelpyou?OK!OK!bye-bye!
SecretaryB:(Knock,Knock,Knock!)Mr.Rich,mayIcomein?
J:Comein!
SecretaryB:(Withaflirtinglook)Mr.Rich,CanIinviteyoutodinnertonight?
(SecretaryAcutsinbetweenthetwoofthem.)
SecretaryA:Hey!Younglady!Youmaybeyoungandbeautiful,butI’vebeenworkingheremuchlongerthanyou.Ireallydon'tmindyouinvitingMr.Richtodinner,ifyoudon’twanttoworkhereanymore!
J:Yo,ladies.Nothingbutbusiness,O.K.?Now,gobacktoyourwork!
SecretaryA:Sir!
J:Nowwhat?
SecretaryA:Thisistheadforthenewcellphonedesign,andthemainideais"It'sasmallworld!"
J:Goodjob!Look,mycellphonesmaketheworldsmaller.
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SceneIII
(AtArthur’snewbookpressconference)
ReporterA:Congratulations,Arthur.WeknowthatyouarethewinnerofthePulitzerPrize.
ReporterB:Whydidyouwanttowritethisbook?
Ag:Well,Ialwaysbelievethattouchingwordscancomfortpeople.Manypeopleintheworldliveadifficultlife.Withwords,wecantellthemthatthey'renotalonewherevertheyare.
ReporterC:Whydidyounamethebook"It'sasmallworld"?
Ag:It’ssaidthat“thepenismightierthanthesword.”Throughwords,wecanexpressourlove,thoughts,andfeelingstoourfriends.Thepowerofwordsshortensthedistanceamongpeopleandmakestheworldsmaller,right?
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SceneIV转自:http://www.coffbar.com
(AtAllenBaker’sconcert…Allen’sfansarecrazyforhimandscreamingeverywhere.)
Host:Ladiesandgentlemen,let'swelcomeoursuperstar,Mr.Anderson!!
(Fansscreamlikecrazy.)
Ab:(Singing)Itcanhappentoanyoneofus,anyoneyouthinkof.Anyonecanfall.Anyonecanhurtsomeonetheylove.Heartswillbreak.CauseImadeastupidmistake…
(AfanshakeshandswithAllen,andthenpassesoutandistakenaway.)
Ab:Thankyou!Maybeyoudon’tunderstandthelanguageIspeak.Maybewehavedifferentbloodinourbodies.ButIreallyhopethatIcandeliversomethingtoyouallandmakeyouunderstandwhatItrytoexpress.AndIreallyreallyhopethemusiccanshortenthedistancebetweenusandmaketheworldsmaller.Thankyou!Iloveyouall!!
(TwocrazyfansruntoAllenandholdhimtight.Theguardsdragthemaway.)
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SceneV
(AtBzFarmer’sbigTomatoAwardCeremony…)
Host:Now!I'mhonoredtoannouncethefirstprizewinnerofthesuperaward.Let'swelcomeFarmeroftheyear,Mr.BZ!
(BZrunsuptothestagewithasurprisedlook,andhisfanscheerforhim.)
B:Mygoodness!Ican'tbelieveit!Thankyou,mytomatofans!(Wavingtothemwiththetrophy.)Ilovemyhometown.Igrowcropsnotonlyforthepeoplelivinghere,butalsoforthepeopleallovertheworldwhoaresufferingfromhungerandpoverty.Mychildhoodfriendshaveallbeenverysuccessfulindifferentfieldstomaketheworldabetterplacetolivein.Ourlovebindsustogetherandmakestheworldsmaller.I’mgladthatweallmadeourdreamscometrue.Thankyou!Thankyou!
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SceneVI
K:Twentyyearslater,attheHome-comingReunion…
Ab:(ToJ)Iuseyourcellphone.It'sgreat,man!
J:(ToAg)AndIreadyourbook!
Ag:(ToBz)AndIateyourbigtomatoes.Theyareamazinglydelicious
B:(ToAllen)AndIlistenedtoyourmusic.Itreallytakesmybreathaway!
J:Let'shaveatoasttomycellphones.
Ab:No!Tomymusic.
Ag:ToMybooks.
B:Tomyloveandtoourfriendships.
J:Allthesethingshavemadetheworldsmaller.Wefeelsomuchclosertoeachothernow.
All:Oh!Whatasmallworld!
Director:Cut!Cut!Youalldidagreatjob.Let'scallitaday.
(Freezethescenewiththemholdingtheirbelongings,microphone,cellphone,book,andbigtomato.)