英语故事概括500字
哈里波特的一段故事
A
slight
spasm
crossed
Uncle
Vernon's
large
purple
face.
Themustache
bristled.
Harry
thought
he
knew
what
was
going
on
behind
the
mustache:
a
furious
battle
as
two
of
Uncle
Vernon's
most
fundamental
instincts
came
into
conflict.
Allowing
Harry
to
go
would
make
Harry
happy,
something
Uncle
Vernon
had
struggled
against
for
thirteen
years.
On
the
other
hand,
allowing
Harry
to
disappear
to
the
Weasleys'
for
the
rest
of
the
summer
would
get
rid
of
him
two
weeks
earlier
than
anyone
could
have
hoped,
and
Uncle
Vernon
hated
having
Harry
in
the
house.
To
give
himself
thinking
time,
it
seemed,he
looked
down
at
Mrs.
Weasley's
letter
again.
小王子故事内容用英语概括Despite
I’ve
not
in
my
childhood
yet,
I
still
prefer
reading
fairy-tale
stories.
the
tales,
which
accompany
with
me
in
my
old
days,
often
make
me
think
of
some
precious
experience
and
sensation
which
only
belong
to
children.
This
summer
I’ve
review
this
kind
of
tale,
which
was
published
in
1940.
It’s
the
world-famous
fairy-tale
by
the
French
author,
Antoine
de
St-Exupery,
The
Little
Prince.
As
many
other
fairy-tales,
the
outline
of
The
Little
Prince
is
not
very
complex.
“I”,
the
narrator
of
the
story,
is
a
pilot
whose
plane
has
something
wrong
and
lands
in
the
Sahara.
In
this
occasion,
the
pilot
makes
the
acquaintance
of
the
little
prince,
a
little
boy
from
another
planet,
the
Asteroid
B612.
The
little
prince
has
escaped
from
his
tiny
planet,
because
he
has
some
quarrel
with
a
rose,
which
grows
on
his
planet.
In
that
case
he
left
his
own
planet
and
took
an
exploration
at
some
neighbor
asteroids.
On
his
all-alone
journey,
the
little
prince
meets
different
kinds
of
people,
which
includes
a
king,
a
conceited
man,
a
tippler,
a
businessman,
a
lamplighter
and
a
geographer.
From
these
people
he
gets
a
conclusion
that
the
grown-ups
are
very
odd.
Following
the
instruction
of
the
geographer,
he
descends
in
the
Sahara,
on
the
earth.
Traveling
on
the
earth,
the
little
prince,
who
sees
a
garden
of
five-thousand
roses,
is
overcome
with
astonishment
and
sadness,
as
he
considers
his
rose
is
unique
in
the
universe
before.
At
that
time
a
fox
appears.
The
fox,
who
tell
the
little
prince
about
the
meaning
of
the
word
“tame”,
becomes
his
new
friend.
At
the
time
to
say
farewell,
the
fox
makes
him
know
that
his
rose
is
unique
because
she
is
his
rose
and
tamed
by
him.
From
that
the
little
prince
begins
to
treasure
friendship
and
be
responsible
to
his
rose.
At
the
anniversary
day
of
his
descent
of
the
earth,
rejecting
the
pilot’s
advice,
he
goes
back
to
his
own
planet
by
bite
of
a
snake.
“It’s
too
far.
I
can
not
carry
this
body
with
me.
It’s
too
heavy.”
he
said.
He
tells
his
friend,
the
pilot,
he
must
be
responsible
for
his
rose,
so
he
has
to
go
back.
At
the
end
the
author
doesn’t
tell
us
the
ending
directly.
Maybe
it’s
more
significant
for
us
to
imagine,
and
for
more,
think
over.
城里老鼠和乡下老鼠
The
City
Mouse
and
the
Country
Mouse
Once
there
were
two
mice.
They
were
friends.
One
mouse
lived
in
the
country;
the
other
mouse
lived
in
the
city.
After
many
years
the
Country
mouse
saw
the
City
mouse;
he
said,
"Do
come
and
see
me
at
my
house
in
the
country."
So
the
City
mouse
went.
The
City
mouse
said,
"This
food
is
not
good,
and
your
house
is
not
good.
Why
do
you
live
in
a
hole
in
the
field?
You
should
come
and
live
in
the
city.
You
would
live
in
a
nice
house
made
of
stone.
You
would
have
nice
food
to
eat.
You
must
come
and
see
me
at
my
house
in
the
city."
The
Country
mouse
went
to
the
house
of
the
City
mouse.
It
was
a
very
good
house.
Nice
food
was
set
ready
for
them
to
eat.
But
just
as
they
began
to
eat
they
heard
a
great
noise.
The
City
mouse
cried,
"
Run!
Run!
The
cat
is
coming!"
They
ran
away
quickly
and
hid.
After
some
time
they
came
out.
When
they
came
out,
the
Country
mouse
said,
"I
do
not
like
living
in
the
city.
I
like
living
in
my
hole
in
the
field.
For
it
is
nicer
to
be
poor
and
happy,
than
to
be
rich
and
afraid."
悬赏分:5 要1篇500字的英语故事,并有中文翻译。
我没数字数，大概多了吧，你试者删一些吧，呵呵！
WhenGodcreatedWomen,hewasworkinglateonthe6thday.
上帝创造女人的时候，第六天一直干到很晚。
AnAngelcamebyandsaid:'Whyspendsomuchtimeonthisone?'
一只过路的天使问上帝：“您为何在这件东西上花这么多时间？”
AndtheLordanswered:'HaveyouseenallthespecificationIhavetomeettoshapeher?Shemustbewashable,butnotmadeofplastic,havemorethan200movingpartswhichallmustbeabletoembraceseveralkidsatthesametime,giveahugthatcanhealanythingfrombraisedkneetoabrokenheartandshemustdoallthiswithonlytwohands.'
上帝答到：“你没看到我为了塑造她，有多少细节需要考虑吗？她必须是可洗的，却不能由塑料做成；她必须有两百个活动部位以便能同时抱起几个孩子；她的拥抱必须能既能治愈青肿的膝，又能抚平受伤的心。而一切的一切，都只需由她的两只手完成。”
Theangelwasimpressed.
天使被震住了。
'Justtwohands........Impossible!'
“只要两只手……这怎么可能！”
'Andthisisthestandardmodel?'
“这个就是你说的标准模型吗？”
'Toomuchworkontoday....maybewaituntiltomorrowtocompleteher.'
“今天工作量实在太大了吧……或许您可以明天再来完成您的作品啊！”
'Iwillnot.'saidtheLord'Iamsoclosetocompletethiscreation,whichwillbethefavoritesofmyheart.Shecuresherselfwhensheissickandshecanwork18hoursaday.'
“不”，上帝说道，“已经快要完成了，这是我挚爱的一件作品啊。她生病的时候能自我调理，她还能每天工作18个小时。”
Theangelcamenearertotouchthewoman.
天使走近去触摸这个女人。
'Butyouhadmadehersoft,myLord.'
“可是上帝，您把她做得太软了吧！”
'Sheissoft,'saidtheLord,'butihavealsomadeherstrong.Youcan'timaginewhatshecanendureandovercome.'
“她是很柔软”，上帝解释说：“但我也使她有坚强的性格。你很难想象她能承担多大的压力，能克服多少的困难。”
'Canshethink?'Angelasked.
“她会思考吗？”天使问道。
TheLordanswered,'Notonlyshecanthink,shecanreasonandnegotiate.'
上帝答：“她不仅会思考，还会推理和与人沟通。”
TheAngeltouchedthewoman'scheek....
天使碰了碰这个女人的脸颊。
'Lord,itseemsthiscreationisleaking!Youputtoomanyburdensonher.'
“啊上帝，您的作品好像在漏水！您给她的责任太重了！”
'Sheisnotleaking,it'satear.'TheLordcorrectedtheAngel.
“这不是漏水。这是她的眼泪。”上帝纠正道。
'Whatisitfor?'askedtheAngel.
“眼泪有什么用？”天使不解。
AndtheLordsaid:'Tearsareherwayofexpressinggrief,herdoubt,herlove,herloneliness,hersufferingandherpride.'
上帝回答说：“有了眼泪，她就可以抒发她的爱与骄傲，就可以释放她的痛苦、疑虑、孤独和痛苦。”
Thismadeabigimpressionontheangel.
天使着实吃了一惊。
'Lord,youaregenius,youthoughtofeverything.Thewomanisindeedmarvelous.'
“上帝，您真是天才，什么都考虑得很周到。女人果真是个奇迹啊。”
'Indeedsheis.'
“没错。”
'Womanhasstrengthsthatamazeman.Shecanhandletroubleandcarryheavyburden,sheholdhappiness,loveandopinion.Shesmileswhenfeelinglikescreaming,shesingswhenshefeelslikecrying,crieswhensheishappyandlaughswhensheisafraid.'
“女人有让男人钦佩的力量；她会应对困境、承担重任；她内心有爱、有乐，更有思想；她激动的时候微笑着，想哭的时候歌唱着，幸福的时候哭泣着，害怕的时候放声大笑。”
'Shefightsforwhatsheisbelievedin,standupagainstinjustice.Shedoesn'ttake'no'forananswerwhenshecanseeabettersolution.Shegivesherselfandsoherfamilycanthrive.Shetakesherfriendtoadoctorifsheisafraid.Herloveisunconditional.'
“她为自己的信仰而奋斗，面对不公正也会挺身而出；只要有更好的解决方案，她绝不用一个“不”字逃避问题；她为家族的繁衍兴旺无私奉献；她担心朋友健康的时候会拉着她们去医院。总之，她的爱是无条件的。”
'Shecrieswhenherkidsarevictorious.Sheishappywhenherfriendsdowell.Sheisgladwhensheheardofabirthorawedding.Herheartwasbrokenwhenanextofkinorfriendsdie.Butshewillfindthestrengthtogetonwithlife.'
“孩子们的成功，会让她流下开心的眼泪；朋友们的出色表现会她会感到由衷高兴；一个婚礼或新的生命会让她喜上眉梢；亲朋好友的去世则会让她心碎欲裂，可是她总能找到生活下去的动力。”
'Sheknowsthatakissandahugcanhealabrokenheart.'
“她知道一个吻，一个拥抱，就可以温暖一颗受伤的心。”
Thereisonlyonethingwrongwithher,
她只有一个地方出了差错：
SHEFORGETSWHATSHEISWORTH.
她忘了自己有多珍贵。
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英语幽默小故事1
Myhusband，Michael，abusdriver，waspassingadesertedbusstopwhenoneofhispassengerscalledoutthatawomanwantedtogeton.Hepulleduptothecurbandopenedthedoors.
我丈夫，麦克是个开大巴士的。一次当他刚要开过一个无人上下车的车站时，一位乘客喊过有位老妇人要上车。麦克把车停靠在马路边，打开了车门。
Afteraminute，Michaelsawanelderlywomanwithacanecrossingthestreetslowly.
过了足有一分钟，麦克才见到一位老太太拄着拐杖，慢腾腾地过着马路朝车子走来。
Hewaitedpatientlyasshemadeherwaytothebusandclimbedthesteps.
麦克衬心地等她来到汽车旁上着台阶。Whileshewaslookinginherpurseforherbuspass，hebegantoclosethedoors.”Waitaminute!”shesnapped."Mymother'scoming.”
趁老太太打开钱包找月票的工夫，麦克欲关门，老妇人阻止道:“等一会，我妈妈还在后面呢!”
英语幽默小故事2
Berniewasinvitedtohisfriend'shomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.BernielookedatMorrisandremarked,"Thatisreallynice,thatafteralltheseyearsthatyouhavebeenmarried,andyoukeepcallingyourwifethosepetnames."Morrishunghisheadandwhispered,"Totellthetruth,Iforgothernamethreeyearsago."
Bernie应邀来到他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。在朋友家，Bernie发现，不管问他老婆什么问题，Morris总要在每句话的前面加上一些亲密的称呼，象蜜糖，我的爱人，亲爱的，甜心等等。Bernie对Morris说，“你们夫妻俩真够亲密的，结婚这么多年了，你还叫她叫得那么亲密。”Morris低下头，小声地对Bernie说，“老实跟你说吧，三年前我忘记老婆的真名是什么了。”
英语幽默小故事3
Twoguyswerewalkingthroughthejungle.Allofasudden,atigerappearsfromadistance,runningtowardsthem.Oneoftheguystakesoutapairof"Nikes"fromhisbagandstartstoputthemon.Theotherguywithasurprisedlookandexclaims,"Doyouthinkyouwillrunfasterthanthetigerwiththose?"Hisfriendreplies:"Idon'thavetooutrunit,Ijusthavetorunfasterthanyou."
两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗?”他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
英语幽默小故事4
Agirlwasvisitingherblondefriend,whohadacquiredtwonewdogs,andaskedherwhattheirnameswere.
一个女孩去拜访她的金发朋友，这个朋友最近养了两只“狗”，于是女孩问道：“它们叫什么名字呀?”
TheblonderespondedbysayingthatonewasnamedRolexandonewasnamedTimex.
金发朋友说，一只叫Rolex，另一只叫Timex。
Herfriendsaid,"Whoeverheardofsomeonenamingdogslikethat?
女孩说：“哪有狗狗叫这个名字的。”
"HELLLOOOOOOO..."answeredtheblonde."They'rewatchdogs!"
“那个……”金发朋友说。“他们是监视器!”
英语幽默小故事5
TooMuchPressure
ForacoupleyearsI’vebeenblamingitonlackofsleepandtoomuchpressurefrommyjob，butnowIfoundouttherealreason：I’mtiredbecauseI’moverworked.Thepopulationofthiscountryis237million.104millionareretired.Thatleaves133milliontodothework.Thereare85millioninschool，whichleaves48milliontodothework.Ofthisthereare29millionemployedbythefederalgovernment，leaving19milliontodothework.2.8millionareintheArmedForces，whichleaves16.2milliontodothework.Takefromthetotalthe14.8millionpeoplewhoworkforStateandCityGovernmentsandthatleaves1.4milliontodothework.Atanygiventimethereare188，000peopleinhospitals，leaving1，212，000todothework.Now，thereare1，211，998peopleinprisons.Thatleavesjusttwopeopletodothework.Youandme.Andyou’resittingatthetablereadingjokes.
压力太大
多年以来我一直感到很疲惫，我曾经把原因归咎为缺乏睡眠以及来自于工作上的巨大压力。但是，我现在找到了真正的原因：我感到疲倦是因为我超负荷工作。我们这个国家有2.37亿人口。其中1.04亿已经退休了。还剩下1.33亿在工作。有8，500万人还在上学，工作的就剩下4，800万。这其中还有2，900万联邦政府雇员，真正做事的就剩1，900万人，又有280万人在服兵役，就剩下1，620万人在工作。从中再去掉各州和市政府的雇员1，480万人，还剩下140万人工作。但又有18.8万人生病住院，现在只剩下121.2万人工作。其中1，211，998人在坐牢。这样仅剩下两个人在工作，就是你和我。而你却坐在桌边看笑话。
英语幽默小故事6
Top9ReasonstoStudyEconomics
Economistsarearmedanddangerous:"Watchoutforourinvisiblehands."
Economistscansupplyitondemand.
Youcantalkaboutmoneywithouteverhavingtomakeany.
Yougettosay"trickledown"withastraightface.
MickJaggerandArnoldSchwarzeneggerbothstudiedeconomicsandlookhowtheyturnedout.
Whenyouareintheunemploymentline,atleastyouwillknowwhyyouarethere.
Ifyourearrangethelettersin"ECONOMICS",youget"COMICNOSE".
Althoughethicsteachesthatvirtueisitsownreward,ineconomicswegettaughtthatrewardisitsownvirtue.
Whenyougetdrunk,youcantelleveryonethatyouarejustresearchingthelawofdiminishingmarginalutility.
学习经济学的九大理由
经济学家们会武功：“小心我们的无影手。”
经济学家们能够做到有求必应。
你可以不必挣钱而对金钱夸夸其谈。
你可以开始拉着脸说“涓滴”这一术语了。
米克·贾格尔和阿诺德·施瓦辛格两人都学过经济学，看看他们后来都成为了什么样的人物。
站在失业队伍里的时候，至少你会知道自己为什么失业。
假如重新安排“经济学”这个词包含的字母，你得到的是“小丑的鼻子”。
伦理学教导我们坚守德行本身即是回报，在经济学中我们得到的教导则是获得回报本身即是德行。
喝醉了的时候，你可以告诉所有人你只是在体验边际效用递减规律而已。
英语幽默小故事7
NobelPrizeinEconomics
EconomicsistheonlyfieldinwhichtwopeoplecangetaNobelPrizeforsayingexactlytheoppositething.
OrEconomicsistheonlyfieldinwhichtwopeoplecanshareaNobelPrizeforsayingopposingthings.Specifically,MyrdalandHayeksharedone.
(Arumorhasitthattherewasasimilarcaseinneuroscience,GolgiandCajal,maybeeconomistsarenotsodifferent!)
诺贝尔经济学奖
两个持完全不同观点的人都能够获得诺贝尔奖，这种情况只有在经济学领域才会发生。
或者两个持完全不同观点的人能够分享诺贝尔奖，这种情况也只有在经济学领域才会发生。具体而言，缪尔达尔和哈耶克就是如此。
(有传言称在神经科学领域也有类似情形，比如戈尔吉和卡哈尔，所以经济学家也许并非那么另类。)
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