英语哲理幽默小故事
TheHelpfromtheGod
Asmallvillagecameintoaverylargestorm,andfloodsbegantosubmergethewholevillage.A
priestprayedinthechurchwhenthefloodsubmergedhisknees
．
Lifeguardcametothechurch
drivingasampan
：
"Father,comehereassoonaspossible
！
Otherwiseyouwilldrowninthe
flood
！
"Thepriestsaid
：
"No
！
IamconfidentthatGodwillsaveme,pleasegotosaveothers
．
"
Butsoon,thewaterrosetothepriest
’
schest,andthepriesthadtostandonthealtar
．
Atthistime,
apolicedrovetothepriestwithaspeedboat
：
"Father,hurryup,otherwiseyouwillbedrowned
！
"
Thepriestsaid
：
"No,Iwouldliketokeepmychurch.IbelievethatGodwillsaveme
．
You
’
d
bettertosaveothers."Afterawhile,thefloodshavesubmergedtheentirechurch.Thepriesthad
nochoicebuttofirmlygraspthetopoftheCrossChurch
．
Ahelicopterfliedoverslowly,andthe
pilotdroppedaropeladder
：
"Father,hurryup,thisisthelastchance!"Butthepriestsaid:"No,I
wouldliketokeepmychurch
！
Godwillsaveme
．
”The
stubbornpriestwasfinallydrowned.Inthe
heaven,thepriestaskedtheGodangrily
：
"Lord,Idevotedmywholelifetoservingyou,whyyou
refusetohelpme
！
"Godsaid
：
"Thefirsttime,Isentasampantorescueyou,butyoudidn
’
tget
on.Ithinkyouarenotsatisfiedwiththesampan
；
thesecondtime,Isentaspeedboat,yourefuseit
again
；
thethirdtime,Isendahelicoptertorescueyou,butalsoyouareunwillingtoacceptit.
Therefore,Ithoughtyouwantedtocomebacktomyside."Infact,therearemanyobstaclesinlife
chieflycomingfromourstubbornnessandignorance
．
Whenothersgiveusahand,donotforget,
onlyweacceptit,cantheyhelpus
！！！
God'sCoffee
Agroupofalumni,highlyestablishedintheircareers,gottogethertovisittheiroldprofessor.
Conversationsoonturnedintocomplaintsaboutstressinworkandlife.Theprofessorwenttothe
kitchenandreturnedwithalargepotofcoffeeandanassortmentofcups-porcelain,plastic,glass,
crystal,someplainlooking,someexpensive,someexquisite-tellingthemtohelpthemselves.
Whenallthestudentshadacupofcoffeeinhand,theprofessorsaid:"Ifyounoticed,allthenice
lookingexpensivecupsweretakenup,whiletheplainandcheaponesareleftonthetable.Itis
normalforyoutohaveonlythebestforyourselves,whichisthesourceofyourproblemsand
stress.Beassuredthatthecupitselfaddsnoqualitytothecoffee.Inmostcasesitisjustmore
expensiveandinsomecasesevenhideswhatwedrink.Whatallofyoureallywantedwascoffee,
notthecup,butyouconsciouslywentforthebestcups...Andthenyoubeganeyeingeachother's
cups.Nowconsiderthis:Lifeisthecoffee;thejobs,moneyandpositioninsocietyarethecups.
TheyarejusttoolstoholdandcontainLife,andthetypeofcupwehavedoesnotdefine,nor
changethequalityofLifewelive.
Sometimes,byconcentratingonlyonthecup,wefailtoenjoythecoffeeGodhasprovidedus."
Godbrewsthecoffee,notthecups..........Enjoyyourcoffee!
"Thehappiestpeopledon'thavethebestofeverything.Theyjustmakethebestofeverything."
Livesimply.
Lovegenerously.
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Caredeeply.
Speakkindly.
LeavetheresttoGod.
Pebblesanddiamonds
"Whydowehavetolearnabouttheseuselessthings?"
Thisiswhatteachershaveheardstudentscomplainaboutmostcommonly.Insuchcases,we
maytellthestudentssuchafable:
Onenight,agroupofnomadictribesofherdsmenwaspreparingtobreakcamp,allofa
sudden,abunchofbrightlightshrouded.TheyknewthatGodwouldbethere,sothattheylooked
forwardtogettingwishesfromGod.
Godbegantospeak:"Youhavetocollectalongthewayanumberofpebbles.Tomorrownight,
youwillbeveryhappy,butyoucanalsoberegretted."
ThenGoddisappeared.Herdsmenwereverydisappointed,becausetheywouldlookforward
toGodtobringthemuntoldwealthandhealthandlongevity,buttheydidnotexpectthatGodhad
toldthemtodoallthesemeaninglessthings.However,inanycase,afterall,thatwasGod'swill,
althoughthereweresomedissatisfaction,theywerestillpickingoversomestones,
Inthisway,theytookaday,whennightfell,theycamped.Allofasudden,theyfoundthatall
thepebblestheypickedhadturnedintodiamonds.Theyweredelighted,atthesametime,theyfelt
verysorry,andregrettedthattheydidnotcollectmorepebbles.
Nowwefeelthatknowledgeisuseless,likepebbles,inthefuture,theymaybecomeendless
wealth.
SandandStone
Thestorygoesthattwofriendswerewalkingthroughthedesert.Duringsomepointofthejourney
theyhadanargument,andonefriendslappedtheotheroneintheface.
Theonewhogotslappedwashurt,butwithoutsayinganything,wroteinthesand:"Todaymy
bestfriendslappedmeintheface."
Theykeptonwalkinguntiltheyfoundanoasis,wheretheydecidedtotakeabath.Theonewho
hadbeenslappedgotstuckinthemireandstarteddrowning,butthefriendsavedhim.
Afterherecoveredfromtheneardrowning,hewroteonastone:"Todaymybestfriendsaved
mylife."
Thefriendwhohadslappedandsavedhisbestfriendaskedhim,"AfterIhurtyou,youwrotein
thesandandnowyouwriteonastone.Why?"
Theotherfriendreplied:"Whensomeonehurtsusweshouldwriteitdowninsandwherewinds
offorgivenesscaneraseitaway.Butwhensomeonedoessomethinggoodforus,wemustengrave
itinstonewherenowindcanevereraseit."
望采纳
有哲理的英语小故事(两分钟左右,带翻译)
(TheDogandtheShadow)IthappenedthataDoghadgotapieceofmeatandwascarryingithomeinhismouthtoeatitinpeace.Now,onhiswayhomehehadtocrossaplanklyingacrossarunningbrook.Ashecrossed,helookeddownandsawhisownshadowreflectedinthewaterbeneath.Thinkingitwasanotherdogwithanotherpieceofmeat,hemadeuphismindtohavethatalso.Sohemadeasnapattheshadowinthewater,butasheopenedhismouththepieceofmeatfellout,droppedintothewaterandwasneverseenmore.
狗和影子：一只狗嘴里衔着一块肉，走过一条河上面的桥，看见他自己在水里的影子，以为是另一只狗，那时狗衔着的肉，比他自己的还要大一倍。因此他仍掉自己的那一块，狠狠地扑向那只狗，想夺到那一块较大的肉。结果两头都落了空，因为他想要抓取在水中的那一块，只不过是一个影子，而原来的那一块，也被水冲走了。
富有哲理幽默英语小故事带翻译
英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下：
MidwayTactics
Threepetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.
Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,"GiganticSale!"and"SuperBargains!"
Thestoreontheleftraisedbiggersignsproclaiming,"PricesSlashed!"and"FantasticDiscounts!"
Theownerinthemiddlethenpreparedalargesignthatsimplystated,"ENTRANCE".
中间战术
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。
VeryPleasedtoMeetYou
DuringWorldWarII,alotofyoungwomeninBritainwereinthearmy.JoanPhillipswasoneofthem.Sheworkedinabigcamp,andofcoursemetalotofmen,officersandsoldiers.
OneeveningshemetCaptainHumphreysatadance.Hesaidtoher,"I‘mgoingabroadtomorrow,butI‘dbeveryhappyifwecouldwritetoeachother."Joanagreed,andtheywroteforseveralmonths.
Thenhislettersstopped,butshereceivedonefromanotherofficer,tellingherthathehadbeenwoundedandwasinacertainarmyhospitalinEngland.
Joanwentthereandsaidtothematron,"I‘veetovisitCaptainHumphreys."
"Onlyrelativesareallowedtovisitpatientshere,"thematronsaid.
"Oh,that‘sallright,"answeredJoan."I‘mhissister."
"I‘mverypleasedtomeetyou,"thematronsaid,"I‘mhismother!"
在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。
一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。
后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。
琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。”
“这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。
“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。”
“很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”
TwoSoldiers
Twosoldierswereincamp.Thefirstone‘snamewasGee,andthesecondone‘snamewasbill.Geesaid,"haveyougotapieceofpaperandanenvelope,Bill?"
Billsaid,"Yes,Ihave,"andhegavethemtohim.
ThenGeesaid,"NowIhaven‘tgotapen."Billgavehimhis,andGeewrotehisletter.Thenheputitintheenvelopeandsaid,"haveyougotastamp,Bill?"Billgavehimone.
ThenBillgotupandwenttothedoor,soGeesaidtohim,"Areyougoingout?"
BillSaid,"Yes,Iam,"andheopenedthedoor.
Geesaid,"Pleaseputmyletterintheboxintheoffice,and..."Hestopped.
"Whatdoyouwantnow?"Billsaidtohim.
Geelookedattheenvelopeofhisletterandanswered,"What‘syourgirl-friend‘saddress?"
军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?”
比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。
乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。
这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?”
比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。
乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。
“你还要什么?”比尔问。
乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?”
