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小学生3-5分钟的英语小故事(有翻译)

TheRabbitandtheFox

小学英语小故事3分钟幽默 小学英语小故事3分钟幽默版

Oncethere

wasanaughtyrabbit.He

likestoplaytricks,and

it

madeotheranimals

angry

.Butitwasverydifferenttocatchhim.

Oneday

,awolf

saidtoa

fox,

“Ihavean

ideatocatchtherabbit.Y

ou

gobackhome

andgetintobed.I‟llgototherabbitandtellhimthatyouaredead.Ifhecomestosee

you,you‟lljumpupandcatchhim.”

“Good

idea,”

said

the

fox,

“I‟ll

do

that.”

Then

fox

ran

home

and

got

into

bed.

The

wolf

went

to

the

rabbit‟s

house

and

said,

“Mr.

Rabbit,

have

you

heard

Mr.

Fox

is

dead?”Thewolfstoodatthedoor,andthenhewentaway

.

“Really?I

haven‟t

heardanythingabout

it.”

Therabbitsaidto

himself,sohedecided

to

go

and

see

if

it

was

true.

He

went

to

the

fox‟s

house

and

looked

in

through

the

window.Hesawthe

fox

lying

inbed.Heopenedthedoorandwent

in.

he

looked

at

the

foxandsaid,

“Mr.Wolfsaysmr.Fox

isdead,but

hedoesn‟t

look

likeadead

fox.

Adeadfoxalwaysopenhismouth.”

When

the

fox

heard

this,

hethought,

“I‟llshow

himthatIamdead.”So

heopened

hismouth.

Therabbitsawthefoxopenhismouth,andheknewthefoxwasnotdead.Heranout

ofthehouseasfastashecould.

故事

33

兔子和狐狸

以前有一个淘气的兔子,

他喜欢恶作剧,

这使得其他动物很生气。

但是想抓住

这是兔子可不容易。

一个,狼对狐狸说:

我想到一个办法可以抓住这只兔子,你回家睡在床上,我

去告诉告诉兔子你死了。如果他来看你,你就跳起来抓住它。

好主意,

狐狸说,

我按你说的办。

于是狐狸跑回家躺在床上。狼跑到兔子

家说:

兔子先生死了的事你听说了吗?

狼站在门口说,然后就走开了。

真的吗?我怎么没有听说呢。

兔子自言自语地说。于是他决定去看看是不是

真的。

她来到狐狸的房前并从窗口往里看,

他看见狐狸躺在床上。

于是,

他打开

门并走了进去。他看着狐狸说着;

狼先生说狐狸死了,但他不像一只死狐狸,

因为死狐狸是张开嘴巴的。

当狐狸听见这话,他想

我要让他知道我是死的。于是他张开了嘴巴。

兔子看见狐狸张开了嘴巴,

他知道狐狸没有死,

于是他飞快从房子里跑了出来。

小学生英语幽默故事(三篇)

【#小学英语#导语】英语故事会出现学生认识或是不认识的单词,而这个单词的重复不断出现,会加深同学们对单词的记忆,这种记忆不同于一般的死记硬背,而是在潜移默化中,让学生记住单词,并且不枯燥。以下是整理的《小学生英语幽默故事(三篇)》相关资料,希望帮助到您。

小学生英语幽默故事篇一

TheSecondWorldWarhadbegun,andJohnwantedtojointhearmy,buthewasonly16yearsold,andboyswereallowedtojoinonlyiftheywereover18.Sowhenthearmydoctorexaminedhim,hesaidthathewas18.

ButJohn‘sbrotherhadjoinedthearmyafewdaysbefore,andthesamedoctorhadexaminedhimtoo.Thisdoctorrememberedtheolderboy‘sfamilyname,sowhenhesawJohn‘spapers,hewassurprised.

"Howoldareyou?"hesaid.

"Eighteen,sir,"saidJohn.

"Butyourbrotherwaseighteen,too,"saidthedoctor."Areyoutwins?"

"Oh,no,sir,"saidJohn,andhisfacewentred."MybrotherisfivemonthsolderthanIam."

小学生英语幽默故事篇二

Atanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-placefencertookthestage.Aflywasreleased,andwithanarcofhisswordhecuttheflyinhalf.Thecrowdcheered.Thenthesecond-placemanslicedaflyintoquarters.Ahushfellinanticipationoftheworld'sgreatestswordsman.

Hisbladecamedowninamightyarc-buttheinsectcontinuedonitsway!Thecrowdwasaghast.Thegreatestswordsmanhadmissedhistargetcompletely,yethecontinuedtosmile.

"Whyareyousohappy?"someoneyelled."Youmissed!"

"Ah,"repliedtheswordsman,"youweren'twatchingverycarefully.Theyflylives,yes-buthewillneverbeafather."

小学生英语幽默故事篇三

Acouplehadbeenmarriedfor25yearsandwerecelebratingtheir60thbirthdays,whichfellonthesameday.

Duringthecelebrationafairyappearedandsaidthatbecausetheyhadbeensuchalovingcoupleforall25years,shewouldgivethemonewisheach.

Thewifewantedtotravelaroundtheworld.Thefairywavedherhand,andBoom!Shehadtheticketsinherhand.

Next,itwasthehusband‘sturn.Hepausedforamoment,thensaidshyly,"Well,I‘dliketohaveawoman30yearsyoungerthanme."

Thefairypickedupherwand,andBoom!Hewasninety.

小学生英语笑话故事【三篇】

【篇1】

It'ssunnydayinspring.MissCatisfishing.Suddenlythefishingrodmoves."Great!Oh,it'ssoheavy!"MissCatsayshappily.

Thefishispluckedoutoftheriver."Oh,abigfish!Howbigthefishis!"Shecheers.Butsheputsthefishintotheriverandgoesonfishing.

AtthetimeMr.Horsegoesbyandseesit."Whatdoyousetitfree?"Heasks."Becausemypotistoosmall.Ican'tcookit,"MissCatsays.

这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子,猫小姐在河边钓鱼。突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了!哇,好重啊!”猫小姐高兴地喊着。

鱼被拉出来了。“啊!一条大鱼!这条大鱼可真大呀!”她欢呼道。但是她却把鱼放回河里,又继续钓鱼。

这时候马先生路过,看见这一切,就问她:“为什么你把鱼放了?”“因为我的锅太小。我没办法烧这么大的鱼。”猫小姐回答说。

【篇2】

Threehandsomemaledogsarewalkingdownthestreetwhentheyseeabeautiful,enticing,femalepoodle.Thethreemaledogsfallalloverthemselvesinanefforttobetheonetoreachherfirst,butenduparrivinginfrontofheratthesametime.Themalesarespeechlessbeforeherbeauty,slobberingonthemselvesandhopingforjustaglancefromherinreturn.

Awareofhercharmsandherobviouseffectonthethreesuitors,shedecidestobekindandtellsthem"Thefirstonewhocanusethewords"liver"and"cheese"togetherinanimaginative,intelligentsentencecangooutwithme."

Thesturdy,muscularblackLabspeaksupquicklyandsays"Iloveliverandcheese."

"Oh,howchildish,"saidthePoodle."Thatshowsnoimaginationorintelligencewhatsoever."

Sheturnedtothetall,shinyGoldenRetrieverandsaid,"Howwellcanyoudo?""Ummmm...IHATEliverandcheese,"blurtstheGoldenRetriever.

"My,my,"saidthePoodle."Iguessit'shopeless.That'sjustasdumbastheLab'ssentence."

Shethenturnstothelastofthethreedogsandsays,"Howaboutyou,littleguy?"

Thelastofthethree,tinyinstaturebutbiginfameandfinesse,istheTacoBellchihuahua.Hegivesherasmile,aslywink,turnstotheGoldenRetrieverandtheLabandsays...

【篇3】

AguyisdrivingaroundthebackwoodsofTennesseeandheseesasigninfrontofabrokendownshanty-stylehouse:"TalkingDogForSale."

Heringsthebellandtheownerappearsandtellshimthedogisinthebackyard.TheguygoesintothebackyardandseesanicelookingLabradorretrieversittingthere."Youtalk?"heasks."

Yep,"theLabreplies.

Aftertheguyrecoversfromtheshockofhearingadogtalk,hesays"So,what'syourstory?"TheLablooksupandsays,"Well,IdiscoveredthatIcouldtalkwhenIwasprettyyoung.Iwantedtohelpthegovernment,soItoldtheCIA.Innotimeatalltheyhadmejettingfromcountrytocountry,sittinginroomswithspiesandworldleaders;becausenoonefiguredadogwouldbeeaves-dropping.Iwasoneoftheirmostvaluablespiesforeightyearsrunning."

"Butthejettingaroundreallytiredmeout,andIknewIwasn'tgettinganyyoungersoIdecidedtosettledown.Isignedupforajobattheairporttodosomeundercoversecurity,wanderingnearsuspiciouscharactersandlisteningin.Iuncoveredsomeincredibledealingsandwasawardedabatchofmedals.Igotmarried,hadamessofpuppies,andnowI'mjustretired."

Theguyisamazed.Hegoesbackinandaskstheownerwhathewantsforthedog."Tendollars,"theguysays"Tendollars?Thisdogisamazing!Whyonearthareyousellinghimsocheap?"

"Becausehe'saliar.Heneverdidanyofthatstuff."