大学英语话剧剧本
大学英语话剧剧本（一）
Therhythmoflove
Actors:孔上海丁宗玉冯杰朱媛媛赵红玉冯芳报幕：李彩丽
X:孔上海J:冯杰W:朱媛媛D:丁宗玉Y:冯芳Z:赵红玉（总道具：一个可以撕页的卡）
第一幕：
道具：凳子两个，棒棒糖。
人物：孔上海冯杰朱媛媛
（冯杰and朱媛媛唱歌入场《Girlfriend》艾薇儿）（冯杰and朱媛媛唱完后找个凳子坐下做聊天状）孔上海：Today,thereisadanceparty,Ijoininandwanttofindmygirl!!Whereareyou,mygirl!!!（手势动作）（孔上海走到朱媛媛面前端详，当朱媛媛伸出手以为要请她跳舞时候，孔上海马上跳到冯杰面前，给棒棒糖，唱老鼠爱大米英文版，然后两人到台前）孔上海：Ihavefellinlovewithyou!
冯杰：It’stoorapid!Ican’tconfrontit.
孔上海：Ok!Shallwetrytolivesomedaytobesuitabletoeachother?
冯杰：AlthoughIadmityouareafoodboy,but…孔上海：Ok.Somuchfortoday.Iwillsendtextmessagestoyoutonight,waitforme,mysweet!
冯杰：……
（孔，冯杰退下朱媛媛起身上前走一步，先回头张望）（背景音乐响起《RightHereWaiting》）朱媛媛：Noteveryoneyoulovedissuitabletoyou,andyouwillloseachancetogetabetteroneIwillbewaitingforyouuntilIchangemymind…（语速变缓）第二幕：
道具：凳子两个，外套一件（先放在地上），饭盒一个，英语书。
人物：孔上海冯杰朱媛媛
（朱媛媛先进来，带上饭盒放在孔上海的座位上，恋恋不舍离开并一边回头张望，然后坐到自己位置上，拿起书看）（孔上海入场，先是看到了饭盒，很奇怪，端起）孔上海：It’sstrange!朱媛媛，isityours?
朱媛媛：No!it’syours.
孔上海：Okthat’sfine.Nomatterwhoitbelongs,I’mhungrynow,eatingisagoodchoice.
（冯杰进来，看到孔上海在吃饭）
冯杰：Isitdelicious?Wishyouhaveagoodtime!
（冯杰然后走开走到门外）
（孔上海走向前台指着冯杰）
孔上海：It’sshebringthefood!Sheisconcernedaboutme!!
（高兴状，然后回去，睡觉了）
（朱媛媛看到孔上海睡觉了就偷偷摸摸的过去，给他加衣服，此时冯杰在门口进来刚好看到）（朱媛媛做出可爱状恋恋不舍状，慢慢走开碰到冯杰）朱媛媛：Hi冯杰！
冯杰：Hi朱媛媛！Nicetomeetyou.
（朱媛媛急急忙忙走开，冯杰走进去，回了回头很用力的砸书，孔上海被惊醒）第三幕：
道具：纸做的棒子一个，木棒子一个，水桶（纸做的`也可以），新华字典，新华字典书皮，大话西游草稿。（音乐：敢问路在何方）赵红玉：Hi,boy!Itlookslikeyouhavelostyourgirlfriend,right?
孔上海：Yes.Howdoyougettoknow?
赵红玉：贫道
冯芳：firstblood!（打赵红玉…）
赵红玉：贫僧comefromchina!I’mthemasterofBuddhism.
孔上海：Iknowyou!Youhavethreestudents:amonkeyapigandamonster.It’syou去西天取经赵红玉：no!not去西天取经，but去西天拜堂成亲。
（孔上海做出惊讶状）
赵红玉：Ihaveagoodbookonlysoldtenyuan…doyouwanttogetone?
孔上海：葵花宝典？
赵红玉：nonono新华字典！！！（撕下书皮）Onceuponatime,therewasatrueloveinfrontofme,Ididn’tcherishit,ifIwastomeethimagain,IwishtosayIloveyou.ifyouwouldaskmehowlongIwouldlovehim,Iwouldsaytenthousandsyears.ThatmanisyoutheonlymanIloveinthisworldisyou.onlyyou（sing）冯芳：stop!Doublekill!（并打赵红玉…）孔上海，listencarefullyandthenanswerthequestions,doyoulikeeatingpork?
孔上海：yes!It’smyfavorite!
冯芳：tripekill!!（并打孔上海…）I’m猪八戒,themostcleverbeautifulhandsomebrightpigintheworld!!!
赵红玉：八戒！Ipersuadeyoumanytimesthatyounotplaytoomanycomputergames!especially魔兽争霸anddota!!
冯芳：Ihadagirlcalled嫦娥…Ihaveadreamthatonedaythislovewillriseup,it’sadreamdeeplyrootedinthedream!Oh!!嫦娥！！！Imissyou!!!!
孔上海：oh???高翠兰isthere.
冯芳：where?Where?翠兰！！I’mcoming!!
（冯芳马上跑了过去，赵红玉追了过去边喊八戒！八戒！）孔上海：asillypig.Myclassmateshadthreegirlfriendscalled嫦娥。
第四幕：紧箍
（冯杰丁宗玉上场）
冯杰：丁宗玉，I’myourgirlfriendnow.Tomorrow,wouldyoulovemeastoday?
丁宗玉：ohmysillygirl,whywouldyousayso?I’mamanwithresponsibility,youaremyfirstgirl!
冯杰：丁宗玉，Itrustyouforever……
（冯杰，丁宗玉开始拿到冰激凌的盒子，丁宗玉喂冯杰吃，此时孔上海上场，做四处张望状）孔上海：冯杰！Whereareyou!!Youaremygirl!
（此时看到冯杰，丁宗玉在亲密，孔上海冲了过去）孔上海：冯杰!Youarehere!I’mlookingforyouallnight!（生气惊讶状）whoishe?Whywillyougetalongwithhim?
冯杰：getout!Ihateyou!youareacheat,朱媛媛isyourgirl,right?
孔上海：no!朱媛媛isjustmyclassmate,whydoyouthinkso?（此时孔上海上前想要解释不小心把冯杰推倒，冯杰做倒地状）…（此时丁宗玉上前，一把打倒孔上海，孔上海倒地）孔上海：冯杰！Idefeathim!YouknowyouaremyonlygirlandIloveyousomuchthatIcandoanythingforyou!
（此时赵红玉，冯芳上场看到丁宗玉做出惊讶状）赵红玉：Wukong（丁宗玉）！Whydoyoustayhere?WearegoingtoXitian!
丁宗玉：ohmygod!!!Mastertang…Ijusthavesomelittlething,couldyouwaitamoment?
赵红玉：Wukong!Youareasnaughtyasbefore.（开始念紧箍咒）（丁宗玉开始痛苦）
冯杰：No!!丁宗玉！！Youarenotmyboy!Youaresunwukong!Ohmyladygaga!!!Youarejustamonkey!!!
冯芳：Brothermonkey!Whatareyoudoing!Iwilltellallhappenedto紫霞仙子…丁宗玉：Ohno!!Yousillypig!!!Wait!!Wait!!
（赵红玉，冯芳开始走了，丁宗玉马上追上）（音乐：梁静茹《可惜不是你》）
第五幕：
道具：优乐美
（孔上海继续倒在地上，朱媛媛走过来扶起他）朱媛媛：YouknowyoucanloseachancebutnosecondtogetabetteroneIwillbewaitingforyouandmissyouuntilIchangemymind…孔上海：Really?I’msureyouarethebestgirlforme（朱媛媛拿出奶茶）
朱媛媛：Doyouknowwhoyouare?
孔上海：I’m孔上海！Anywrong?
朱媛媛：No!Youarethis!
孔上海：AmIjustamilkytea?
朱媛媛：Youaremy优乐美！！！
（背景音乐响起：《蒲公英的约定》前奏）
（两人相扶而起，冯杰进入视野，冯杰开始告白）（冯杰看到孔上海，朱媛媛在一起了，先顿了顿然后走了过去）冯杰：Iknow,Iknow…NoteveryoneIlovedissuitabletome,andIwillloseachancetogetone…孔上海：Andnosecondchoicetogetabetterone.
TheEnd
大学英语话剧剧本（二）
《MayDreamWon'tComeTure》
Scene1
（学校食堂里，下课铃刚响）
Narrator:又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。"襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象，注意排队秩序".
（人潮涌进，餐桌上迅速被书和包占领，卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙，A与B小跑上场）A:Oh,no!Thereisnofoodagain!Wehavealreadyranasfastaswecan.
B:（看看手表）25secondstoday.We'dbetterrunquicklytomorrow.
A:Whatawonderfulthingifweneedn't（指那堆挤来挤去的人）likethis!
B:Well.Let'sgo,backtodormitory,eatthejunkfood!What'slessonthisafternoon?
A:Wehavealisteningexamination.It'sboring!Imaysleepingagain~Scene2
（A的办公室内）
Narrator:果然，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦到了她的理想生活……（A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进）
秘书：Goodmorning,A.I'lltellyoutoday'sarrangement:Youhavetwolessonsinthemorning,theyaremusicclassandP.E.Thenacomputerlessonafterlunch.That'sall.
（秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进）
A:Morning.Pleasesitdown.
音：（拿着几张CD）That'snoneed.Ihavenothingtoteachtoday.YourhomeworkislistentotheseCDs.Amongthem,JayChou'snewrecordisthemostimportant.Ifyouhavenothingtoanswer,I'llgo.
A:（翻看CD）Allright.Goodbye!（停顿片刻）Thenextone!（体育老师上）A:Oh,shouldIwearathleteuniform?
体：Ofcourseyouneedn't.Inmyclass,youcanjustsithereandwatchsomesportsmatch.So,whichdoyouprefer,footballorbasketball?
A:Er…BaskerballisOkay.
体：Good!Boys,comeon!（演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐）体：Areyousatisfied?
A:Em…justso-so.Ihopetowatchfootballnexttime.Youmaygonow.
体：Ok.Haveagoodweek!（体育老师下，秘书和服务员上）秘：A,It'stimetohavelunch.（退到一旁）服：Goodafternoon.Whatdoyouwanttoday?
A:Mmm…TodayIjustwanttoeatsomethingcheap.Beafsteakandredwine,please.
服：Thankyou.（鞠躬）Waitamoment,please.（下场，秘书上前整理书桌,A翻看杂志）秘：（整理完毕，打开文件夹）ThecomputerteacherjustcalledmethathewouldreplacethelessonwithapractiseoneintheNetworkBar.SoyoucanplaytheCrazyDanceon-linewell.
A:Really?That'sgreat.（饭菜送上）That'stips.
服：Thankyouverymuch.（退场）
Scene3
Narrator:A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛然地发现座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团！
（A跑进网吧，找台电脑迅速坐下，开始游戏。音乐起，表演真人版劲舞团）（数分钟后）
A:（伸个懒腰）Sogreatthatmycomputer'shomeworkhasfinished.
Scene4
Narrator:就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年，终于到了要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于——面试官：（很礼貌地请A离开）I'msosorry!
（A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈，脑海中不停回响那句话"Narrator:I'msosorry……"）Scene5
（听力考试的考场上，老师开始收卷，发现A在酣睡）Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该醒了……老师：（很不耐烦地拍拍桌子，发现A仍然没醒，然后提高音量）Goodafternoon!!!A!!!
A:（换个睡觉姿势）En…Beafsteakandredwine,please.This'stips.（抓起试卷递上去）老师：（看到空白的试卷，摇摇头）I'msosorry!ButIhadtogiveyouzero!Yousee,yourpaperissoclean!
（下课铃响，老师无奈离开，同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还等着A）B:Hey!（看表）Youhavedelayed7s.Wehavenothingtoeatagain!
A:（刚刚清醒）Wow,wonderful.It'sjustadream!（欢呼）It'sdoesn'tmatter.It'snotabadchoicetofightforfoodsometimes,isn'tit?
B:Gosh!Wereareyoufrightenedbytheterribledream?
A:Whydidyousaythat?It'sreallyawonderfuldream.Ithinkitwillturnmylifearound（欢快语气）。
B:Soyouwon'tsleepintheclass?
A:Ofcourse.Let'sgotothecanteen!
B:Well,let'sgo!
Narrator:Mydearfriends,whichlifedoyoupreferto,inthedreamorinreality?（音乐起）~TheEnd~
大学英语话剧剧本（三）
byBettyLiao
Cast
George
Mancy
Ken
Tida
Annie
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Characterdescriptions:
（G）George-HemajorsinEnvironmentScience.HisroommatesareKenandTida.Theyhaveabadrelationship.Hethinkshappinessismoreimportant.Hisgirlfriendismancy.
（K）Ken-Hefoolsaroundallthetime.Hedoesn’tknowwhatkindoflifehewants.Hehatesstudyinganddoesn’tliketobeblamed.
（T）Tida-Hedoesn’twanttospendtimemakingfriendswithKenandGeorge.Helikestocommunicatewithothersbycomputer.Computerishislife.
（M）Mancy-SheisGeorge’sgirlfriend.Shedoesn’thaveherownideas.ShewantstobewithGeorgeallthetime.Becauseofthereason,sheignoresAnnie’sfeelings.
（A）Annie-Sheismancy’sgoodfriend.Shelikesmancy.Sheisveryweirdsoshehatesmancy’sfriends.ShewishesmancyandGeorgetobreakup.Butshedoesn’tlikeherevilthinking.
Plot:
Therearethreeroommateswhohaveabadrelationship,butamotorcycleaccidentchangestheirlives……SceneⅠ
（InGirls’Dorm）
M:IliketoeatnoodlesatHung-Linbecauseeverything’ssocheapthere.
A:Iknowyourfavoritefoodisnoodlesbecauseyoucaneatitasmuchasyoucan.Soyourlunchisnoodles,anddinnernoodles,too.Youalwayssay,"Annie,let’sgoeatatHung-Lin.（Theywalkhandinhand.）M:We’refriends.Ourfriendshipwilllastforever.（Theylookateachother,andcrosstheirfingers.）OS:Contrarytothegirls,Tida,KenandGeorgehaveabadrelationship.Theydon’tlikeeachother.
SceneⅡ
（Boys’Dorm）
MancyandGeorgegototheroomwithlaughter.
M:What’sthemostimportantthingforyou?
G:Happiness.Ithinkhappinessisthemostimportantthingintheworld.
M:Wow…Ilikeyourpoint.Whenyoulaugh,thewholeworldlaughswithyou.Butwhenyou’resad,you’retheonlyonethat’ssad.
T:Bequiet,OK?Ican’tconcentrateonplayingthecomputergames.Oh!Ilost.
K:It’stoolousyformetofallasleep.
（GeorgeandMancyjustkeeptalking.）
M:George,you’resohumorous.
T:（hitsthedesk）Nomoretalking.
（Atthesametime,Kenrunsoutoftheroombyslammingthedoorloudly.
Anniecallsmancy.）
M:Hello,thisismancy.
A:Mancy,it’sAnnie.Whereareyou?I’vebeenwaitingforyouforanhour.Whathappened?
M:I’msorry,Annie,Iforgotourappointment.NowI’mwith…George……A:It’sokay,butIhopeyoucanspendsometimewithyourfriends.
M:Iknow.Nexttimewe’llgoouttohavefuntogether.
SceneⅢ
（Inclass）
K:Sorry,I’mlate.
（EveryonelaughsatKenbecausehelooksfunny.）K:Whydidyoulockmeout?Icould’ttakemybookbag,orchange.ItoldyouthatIwasjustgoingtothetoiletforaminute.
G:Oh.It’snotmyfault.Iwentoutfirst,youcanaskTida.
T:Ididn’thearwhatyousaid.Ijustconcentratedonmycomputergames.
K:Comeon!Areyoukidding?I’mnothappyaboutthat.Pleasedon’tdothatagain.
T:Oh…OK.
A:Hey,Mancy.Howwasthemovieyesterday?
M:Hmm…I’dliketoseethemovie,butIhadadate.
A:Whowaswithyou?George?
M:Yes…
A:Mancy,I’msodisappointedthatyoufellinlovewithGeorge,andyouforgotme.Yousaidwewerefriendsforever.But…nowGeorgeisallyourlife.
M:Nomatterwhatyousaid,wearefriendsforever.
A:Idon’tthinkso.
K:Hey,Tida,GeorgeandMancyaregluedtogetherallday.Ithinktheycometoourroomtoooftentobothermedoinghomework.
T:Iagreewithyou.Ican’tplaymycomputergameswell.
（Thebellisringing.Everyoneisoutofclass.）SceneⅣ
（Ontheroad）
M:Wherearewegoing?
G:We’regoingtoaniceplace.Ihaveabigsurpriseforyou.You’llbeveryinterestedinit.
M:Wow,I’msoexcited.Butyou’reridingtoofast.
G:That’sOK.
Oh,no!（GeorgeandMancyhaveamotorcycleaccident.）SceneⅤ
（Inthehospital）
M:AreyouOK?
G:Oh…I’mOK.Don’tworry.Howaboutyou?
M:Justalittlehurt.
G:I’msosorry.
M:No,don’tsaythat.
G:Butthesurprise…
M:That’sOK.Wecangotothatspecialplacenexttime.Thedoctorsaidwecanleave.Canyouwalkbyyourself?
G:MaybeIneedawalkingstick.
SceneⅥ
（Intheboys’dorm）
K:Whathappenedtoyou?
G:Ihadamotorcycleaccident.
T:AreyouOK?
G:I’mfine,butithurtsalot
K:Howdidithappen?
G:WhenIwasmakingaturn,Iwasridingtoofast,soIskidded.
T:Oh.Whydidyouridesofast?
G:BecauseIlikethefeelingofridingmotorcyclesfast.That’ssoexciting!
K:Butit’sdangerous.Youmightgetkilled.
T:Yeah,Ken’sright.Safetyistheonlywaytogohome.
G:Well,I’llbemorecarefulinthefuture.Thanksforyouradvice.
T:You’rehurt.Howareyougoingtoclasslater?
K:Wecanhelphimgotoclass.本文转自http://www.coffbar.comT:That’sagoodidea.
G:Ireallyappreciateyourhelp.Inthepastwehadabadrelationship,butnowwe’regoodfriends.
K:Yeah,Ishouldfindsomethingmeaningfultodo,andmakemylifehappylikeyours.
T:IthinkthatIshouldopenmymind,thenlifewillbehappierthanbefore.
SceneⅦ
（Inthegirls’dorm）
A:Oh,my…AreyouOK?
M:Ifeeljustalittlepainful.
A:CanyouforgivemethatImisunderstoodyou?
M:I'vealreadyforgivenyou.Anyway,we’rebestfriends.
A:Thanks,I’lltreatyoutodinner…
M:Really?Wherewillwego?
A:Hung-Lin,ofcourse.
M:Oh,no!
求大学生英语话剧剧本~~!!
英语幽默短剧剧本ThePocketMoney
Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）
N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!
S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示)，Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)
First,puttheflouronthetable.
Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)
Nowpress,press……
Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)
Press,press……
Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!
Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……
Nowletmecutitintopieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs英文短剧本
旁白：Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.
白雪：(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)
皇后：I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellmesurely.Now,mirror,mirror,comehere!
魔镜：Yes,I’mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?
皇后：Mirror,mirror,onthewall.Whoisthefairestoftheall?
魔镜：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithink.Butthereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.
皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.
你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改
英语短剧剧本ThePocketMoney
Characters:Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M),Alice(A),Candy(C),Policeman(P)
Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景
Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）
N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!
S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)
First,puttheflouronthetable.
Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)
Nowpress,press……
Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的情)
Press,press……
Oh,mygod!(鼻涕)Nevermind!Justdoit!
Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……
Nowletmecutitintopieces!
One,two,three,four,five……（用脏菜刀）
Wow,everythingisready!
糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh,I’msodirtyandugly!WhatcanIdo?Thestudentswilleatme!Andtheywillbeill!Wuwuwu…
S:Mmmm…Itlooksdirty,letmegiveyouanicecoat!(给它穿上)Wow!Nowit’ssobeautiful!Haha……
C:Oh,no!Don’tsellme!I’mdirty!(拖糖果下场)
Scene2（Attheschoolgate）
N:Thenextday,whentheclassisover,allthestudentscomeouthappilyandthesalesmangoestotheschoolgateasusual.（Maggie和Alice欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）
(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies!Candies!Sweetcandies!……
M:Oh,Alice!Look!Candies!
A:Yeah!Ithinktheyareyummy!
M:Let’saskhim.
A:OK!
C:Don’tbuyme！（非常焦急）
M&A:Why?
C:I’mdirty！
M:No,youlooknice!
C:WhatcanIdo?(面向观众)Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)
S:Candies!Candies!（引诱两个女孩）
M&A:Howmucharethey?
S:Doyouhavemoney?（轻蔑）
M&A:Money?(对视)
M:Oh,I’venomoney!（失落之极）
A:Metoo.
S:Nomoney?Sosorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)
M:Whatcanwedonow?
A:Let’saskdadformoney.
M:Buthowtoask?
A:How?…Oh,Iknow,let’smakehimhappy,andhewillgiveusmoney.（自信）
M:Goodidea!(全部下场)
Scene3:（AtMaggie’shome）
N:Thechildrenhavetogohomeandaskdadforsomemoney,andtheyknowtheirfatherisgoodatplayingguitar,sotheywilldosomethingclever.(爸爸看报)
M:Dad,dad,let’ssingasong,OK?(同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)
A:Andplaytheguitarforus!
M:Weknowyouplaysowell!
(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)
D:Oh?Whatabrightdaytoday!
M&A:Please,dad!(哀求)
D:OKOK!Let’s.
(取吉他，开始准备)D:Whichsongdoyoulike?HowaboutEdelweiss?
M&A:Ofcourse!
(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“youfirst”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)
D:What’sthematter?
M:Dad,wehavenomoney!
A:Canwehavesomeplease?
D:Ithinkyouhavelotsofpocketmoney,andyoudon’tneedanymore.
M:Iwanttobuysomecandiesattheschoolgate.
A:Theylooksosweetandnice!
M:Otherstudentsalwaysbuythem!
D:But……Youcan’t!Theyarequiteunhealthy.Pleasegoanddoyourhomework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)
M:Whatshallwedonow?
A:Letmethink…well,Iknow!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)
M:Oh,youaresoclever!Let’sgo.(回到爸爸身边)
M:Dad,Iwantaneweraser!
A:Iwantalongerruler!
M&A:Dad,please！
D:Thingsareexpensivethesedays.Wehavetosavemoney!
M:Butdad,myeraseristoosmallnow!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)
A:Andmyrulerisbroken.（拿出断尺）
D:OK,children.Ibelieveyouthistime,makesure,don’tbuythefoodattheschoolgate.It’sunhealthy!Doyouknow?
M&A:Yes,sir!
D:Hereyouare!(给钱)
M&A:Thanksverymuch,dad!Bye!(非常高兴，下场)
N:Thenextday,whentheclassisover,MaggieandAlicecometothesalesmanagain.Theyarehappytobuythecandiesandthenhavethem,butsoontheyfeelastomachache.
(孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)
M:Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场）
A:…….
D:What’swrong?
M:I’veastomachache!
A:Metoo!
D:Whatdidyoueat?Thefoodattheschoolgate?
M:Yes.Wehadsomecandiesjustnow.
A:Ihadsometoo!
D:Oh!You’vecheatedme!Youboughtthecandiesinsteadoftheeraserandruler.Ialwaystellyouthatdon’tbuythefoodattheschoolgate,theyareunhealthy!（生气）
M:Buttheylooknice!
A:Andtastesgood!
M&A:Aiyo……
D:Well,Let’sgotothesalesmantogetherandhavealook!
M&A:OK.
Scene4:(Attheschoolgate)
N:Whentheygettotheschoolgate,apolicemanisaskingthesalesmantogoaway.
(正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)
P:Hey!Youshouldn’tstayhere,leavenow!
C:Let’sgohome,let’sgohome!(轻声并拉小贩)
S:No!Mycandiesareniceandpopularhere!And…
C:Youaretellingalie!I’mverydirtyandunhealthy!
M&A:Dad,it’shim!Aiyo…（指着小贩）
D:He?
(警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)
P:What’sthematterwiththem?
D:Theygotastomachacheafterhavinghiscandies.
S:Really?ButI’veneverheardofit.And……
P:Stop,stop!(打断小贩)Lookatthetwogirls!Areyouguilty?Youmustbehonestwiththestudents,anddon’tsellcandiesanymore.（非常严厉）
S:OK.Iknow.(羞愧)
C:Let’sgohome.Let’sgohome.
Policeman(对小孩):Girls,pleaselisten!Don’tbuythecandiesnexttime.Theyarebadforyourhealth.
D:Yes,heisright.Andyoushouldn’ttellalietome.Trytobeanhonestperson!Willyou?
M&A:OK,dad!
P:Let’stakethemtothehospitalnow.
D:OK,Let’sgo.
N（出场）:Afewdayslater,thegirlsrecovered.Andthisstoryistryingtotellyouthatsomeofthephenomenonmustbekeptdown,wehopeitcouldbeimprovedsoon.
简短的英语话剧剧本
英语话剧剧本推荐：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。
1、《威尼斯商人》
《威尼斯商人》是英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是一部具有讽刺性的喜剧。大约作于1596~1597年。该剧的剧情是通过三条线索展开的：一条是鲍西亚选亲；一条是杰西卡与罗兰佐恋爱和私奔；还有一条是“割一磅肉”的契约纠纷。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》
《俄狄浦斯王》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯创作的剧本，约公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戏剧，取材于希腊神话传说中关于俄狄浦斯杀父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意义的希腊悲剧冲突——人跟命运的冲突。
3、《第十二夜》
《第十二夜》是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，约写于1600一1602年间，1623年在书业公所登记，同年收入第一对开本中。这部作品以抒情的笔调，浪漫喜剧的形式，再次讴歌了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想，表现了生活之美、爱情之美。
4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》
《被缚的普罗米修斯》是古希腊悲剧家埃斯库罗斯的一部话剧作品，剧中主要塑造了普罗米修斯这一位爱护人类、不屈服于暴力的光辉形象。该剧情节简单，结构也不复杂，但它历来受到人们的重视，被视为古典名作。
5、《鸟》
《鸟》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是现存的唯一以神话幻想为题材的喜剧。剧中有两个雅典人和一群鸟一起在天和地之间建立了一个“云中鹁鸪国”。这个国家是一个理想的社会，其中没有贫富之分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。
