英语话剧剧本(短篇)
英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》
演员:P:Pirate-Grandson.M:Mother.
F:Father.K:King-Grandpa.
旁白:Thereare4membersinafamily,Pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.Hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.Hisdad,AndyLauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,Kingisakindlyoldman.Pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becauseKingisveryspoilinghim.Hehateshisparents.Franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,Becausetheyareverystrictwithhim..
正剧：(P,K出场)
P:OldKing,OpentheTV,IwanttoseeTomandJerry.Ilovethatmouse.Quick!Notime!Ican’twaitanothersecond.
K:Ohdear!Inearlyforgetit.Don’tworry,Iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)
P:HaHa!It’sreallyfunny!Tomissogood!(作高兴状)搞笑小品
Ohno!“TheEnd!”WhereisTom?Ihatetheend!(摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)OldKing!?(对K吼)
K：Oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)Yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravePirate,justtellme.I’msureyourdemandwillbesatisfied.(作充满自信状)
P：Really!OK!Now,let’swatchCaribbeanPirates!
K:Humm,No,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)
P:Ijustlikethisfilm,OldKing,youtelllies.Youdon’tkeepyourpromise.(作气愤欲泣状)
K;Ohyes,Iplayitforyou.(作为难状)Butpleasebequite,I’mafraidyourparentswoundnotlikeusdoingthese.
P:Don’ttellsomuch!Ihavebeenanadultmanof7yearsold.Ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)
K：OK.(作舒心，安慰状)
P:Fighthim,killhim.Throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)
K:Xu……..(作禁声状).Rememberyourpromise,youngadultman.
P:Oh?Whatpromise?Ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)
K:Oh?!Youareright(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)
P:OldKing.Igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)Bemyhorse,andIwillrideonyourback,let’shelpthesepeopleindangeroussituation,justlikeabraveknight.(作勇敢状)
K:What!Rideonmyback!Beyourhorse!!(作惊异状)
P:Yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作若无其事状)
K:No,No,soundagoodidea!Verygood!YouareabravePirate.Nowcomeonmyback.(作无奈状)
P:(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)Hei!Let’sgo!Killallthosebadmen.Quick!Runquick!.......(意气风发状)
(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本
P:Oh,mygod!Mummy,Daddy!(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)
M:Dad,whatareyoudoing!?NaughtyPirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)
P:(作阳痿状)Mummy,it’snotmyfault.Oldkingletmemassagehisback.HeiHei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)
M:Idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)Dad,isn’treallythat?(询问K)
K:Yes,ofcourse,Ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.Oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)
M:Really.Idon’tbelievethelitterpiratecanmassage,whotaughthim.(作怀疑状)Dear,isn’tyou?
F:No,Ihaven’t,butIdecidetoenjoyhismassageanotherday,Doyouthinkso,dear?
M:Yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.
(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)
P:Mummy,Doyoufeelalittlecold?
K:Yes,Icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)
M:No,it’ssummer.Reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?
P:No,No,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)
M:Pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)
P:Oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊恐状)
M:Moveaway.littlePirate!(作气愤状)
P:Ohno!Thestormwillcome.(捂脸作害怕状)
M:CaribbeanPirate!What’sabadfilm!LittlePirate!?(气愤状)
P:Mummy,Isurrender.(作投降状)
M:Daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbecomebad!
K:Iknowthat,butImeattolethimwatchTomandJerryandhelikeitverymuch.Yes?Pirate?(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)
P:Yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博学状)
M:Dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchTV,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.Hemaybecomeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)
小品：“不差钱”
(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)
GottheMoneyAnyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)
(Thisshortplayissetinarestaurantnamed"ScottishTaste/Feel."UncleZhao,inhiscustomaryChinesetunicsuit,enters,carryingastringofgarliconhisbackandapheasantinhand,withhisgranddaughterYadarintow.)
UncleZhaoHereweare.赵本山：到了。
YadarHereweare.毛毛：到了。
UncleZhaoIt'sthemostexpensiverestrantinTieling:苏格兰调情~~~
赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáoqíng)。YadarYougotitwrong–苏格兰情调!!
毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíngdiào)。
UncleZhao情调(qíngdiào)Allright,.We'regonnahaveourmealhereanyway.赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。
YadarButit'sveryexpensive.毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。UncleZhaoSowhat?We'vegotthemoney,30,000yuan.Where'sthebag?赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?
YadarWhatbag?毛毛：我没拿包啊。
UncleZhaoTheyellowonewiththemoneyinit.
赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。
YadarOhno,Ileftitonthebrickbed.毛毛：完了，让我落炕上了。
UncleZhaooh,whatcanIdo?Idoallthisjustforyou,howcouldyouforgetit!Anymoneyleftonyou?
赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?
YadarLetmesee...(Fumbling)only70-plusyuan.
毛毛：兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。
UncleZhaoHere's400more.
赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。
YadarStillnotenough.毛毛：这也不能够啊。
UncleZhaoIt’sok.Waiter!
赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!
简短的英语话剧剧本
英语话剧剧本推荐：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。
1、《威尼斯商人》
《威尼斯商人》是英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是一部具有讽刺性的喜剧。大约作于1596~1597年。该剧的剧情是通过三条线索展开的：一条是鲍西亚选亲；一条是杰西卡与罗兰佐恋爱和私奔；还有一条是“割一磅肉”的契约纠纷。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》
《俄狄浦斯王》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯创作的剧本，约公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戏剧，取材于希腊神话传说中关于俄狄浦斯杀父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意义的希腊悲剧冲突——人跟命运的冲突。
3、《第十二夜》
《第十二夜》是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，约写于1600一1602年间，1623年在书业公所登记，同年收入第一对开本中。这部作品以抒情的笔调，浪漫喜剧的形式，再次讴歌了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想，表现了生活之美、爱情之美。
4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》
《被缚的普罗米修斯》是古希腊悲剧家埃斯库罗斯的一部话剧作品，剧中主要塑造了普罗米修斯这一位爱护人类、不屈服于暴力的光辉形象。该剧情节简单，结构也不复杂，但它历来受到人们的重视，被视为古典名作。
5、《鸟》
《鸟》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是现存的唯一以神话幻想为题材的喜剧。剧中有两个雅典人和一群鸟一起在天和地之间建立了一个“云中鹁鸪国”。这个国家是一个理想的社会，其中没有贫富之分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。
话剧,英语的,要简短些的
较简单的英语话剧剧本TheBus
AStoryaboutLoveandStinkyFeet
5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。
FemalestudentA:,FemalestudentB,FemalestudentC,BoyA:WangChiang-rui
BoyB,Oldwoman,
SceneOne
(Threefemalestudentsarechattingonabus.Becausealltheseatsaretaken,theyarestanding,holdingontosomeplasticringshangingdownfromthebusroof.Twoboysaresleepingintheirseats.Thenthebusarrivesatastopandanoldwomangetson.Shelooksattheseats.Seeingnoemptyseats,shestandsnexttoafemalestudentandholdsontoaplasticring.)
Oldwoman:There'renoemptyseats.IguessI'llhavetostand.
(Thefemalestudentsfindtheoldwomannothavingaseat.Theywanttohelpherfindonetositin.)
FemalestudentA:Weshouldfindaseatforher.
FemalestudentB:Right.Thosetwobadboysdidnotgivetheirseatstoher.
(Thetwoboyscontinuetosleep.)
FemalestudentC:Weshouldfindaseatforher.
FemalestudentsA&B:Yes.
(FemalestudentAgoestoBoyAandtapsonhisshoulder.)
FemaleStudentA:Excuseme,couldyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?
(BoyAstretchesandcontinuestosleep.FemalestudentsAandBlookateachother.FemalestudentBtapsonBoyA'sshoulder.)
FemaleStudentB:Hey!Canyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?
BoyA:(wakesup)IlinedupfortwentyhoursyesterdaytobuyA-Mei'snewalbum.I'mverytired.I'msorryIcan'tgivemyseattotheoldlady.(continuestosleep)
FemalestudentC:Whatshouldwedo?
FemalestudentB:Let'sasktheotherboy.
BoyB:(getsupsuddenly)Ah!
All:(startled)Ah!
FemalestudentB:Whathappened?
FemalestudentC:Whydidyouscream?
BoyB:Ihadanightmare.Itwasterrible.
FemalestudentB:Excuseme,canyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?
(BoyBfallsasleep.)
FemalestudentA:Hello!IsitOKforyoutomakeroomforthatoldlady?
BoyB:Letmesleep,please.IreadanEnglishnovelallnightlastnightanddidn'tgetanysleep.Canyouletmesleepforawhile?
FemalestudentA:Well,we'vetried.
FemalestudentB:Theyoungmanisreallybrash.
Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngladies!I'mOK!Don'tthinkI'manoldwoman.Iamhealthy.(makesafewkickslikeayoungman)
FemalestudentC:Maybeweworrytoomuch.Theoldlady'sveryhealthy.
(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyandtheoldwomanfallsover.ItmakesboyAwakeup.)
BoyA:Oh!AreyouOK?
Oldwoman:Oh!Oh!Mywaist!
BoyA:Youcantakemyseat.(helpstheoldwomantotheseat)
FemalestudentC:Hmm.Hejustgothisconscience.
FemalestudentA:Yeah!Iwasjustabouttosaytheygotnomanners.
FemalestudentB:Yeah.Ithoughthewasacold-bloodedanimal.
BoyA:Hey!Watchyourownmanners.I'vegivenhermyseat.I'mreallyverytired.
(AtthistimeBoyBisembarrassed.Hedaresnotcontinuetosleep.)
Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngman.I'moldanduseless.
BoyB:Don'tsaythat.IfI'dgivenyoumyseatearlier,theaccidentwouldn'thavehappened.
(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAfallsdown.)
SceneTwo
(TheOldwomanandBoyBsitintheseats.BoyAisstandingbehindthethreegirlsanddrowsing.Thethreegirlscontinuetochat.BoyAisdrowsingcarelesslyandbumpsintoFemalestudentA'sbody.)
FemalestudentA:Oh!Whotouchedme?(turnsherheadaroundandsees
BoyAstandingbehindher)It'syou,right?
BoyA:What?
FemalestudentB:Why?Youdiditintentionally,didn'tyou?
BoyA:Wait.Ididn'tdoanything.
FemalestudentC:Youtouchedherintentionally,right?
BoyA:Hey,I'mnotthatkindofperson.(looksatBoyB)Hey…Isityou?
BoyB:(confusedandshakeshishead)Notme.Iwassleeping.
(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAbumpsintoFemalestudentAagain.)
FemalestudentA:(angry)Stillsayingitwasn'tyou?Youpig!
BoyA:Ididn'tmeanit.
Oldwoman:Nowadaysboysarenotthesameasthoseinthepast.Boysinthepastwereallverypolite.Nowboysarereckless.
FemalestudentC:Nowwhatdoyouhavetosay?Apologizetoher.Hurry!
BoyA:Alright!Alright!(tofemalestudentA)I'msorry.
(FemalestudentAignoreshimandcontinuestochatwiththeothertwogirls.)
BoyA:It'snotmydaytoday.
BoyB:Gentlemendon'tfightwithwomen.Andshe'snonicewoman.
Oldwoman:Nowadaysgirlsdon'thavegoodtemper.Timereallychanged.
BoyB:Olderpeopleknowmorethanus.
Oldwoman:WhenIwasayoungstudent,Igotlovelettersfrommanymeneveryday.Forthesakeofmanners,Iwentoutwithdifferentmeneveryday.
(BoysAandBdon'tknowwhattosay.Suddenlythebusdriverhitsthebrake.TheoldwomanbumpsintoFemalestudentC'ships.)
FemalestudentC:(surprised)You.....
(TheoldwomanlooksatFemalestudentCandsaysnothing.)
Oldwoman:Youhavenicehips.
FemalestudentB:Ican'tbelievetheoldwomaniscapableofsexualharassment.
FemalestudentC:Maybenowadaysoldpeoplearenotthesameasthoseinthepast.
FemalestudentA:Maybeafterlosingherhusband,shefeelslonely.
FemalestudentB:Ah!Hereweare.Let'sgetoff.
FemalestudentC:We'dbetterstayawayfromthosestrangepeople.
(Femalestudentsgetoffthebus.)
BoyB:Whoarethosestrangepeople?They'rerealstrange.(helpstheoldwoman
up)AreyouO.K.?Thoseyounggirlshavenosympathy.
Oldwoman:(feelsboyB'shand)Youalsohaveapairofveryfinehands.
BoyB:(startled)What?
BoyA:Thisoldwomanisalsoverystrange.
BoyB:Let'sgo!
Oldwoman:Don'tbeshy,youngman.Ihaveheldsuchkindofhandforalongtime.
(BoyBfreeshimselffromtheoldwoman'shandandgetsoff.)
Oldwoman:(looksatBoyA)You'renice,too.
BoyA:Hmm,good-bye.(getsoff)
